"This is so good, Cope" said Nora Price to F.X. Copeland, the Craftsman of the PainCafe's Dungeonopolis Gift Shop. "I've heard such good things about the FunSack from my friends Celestine and Francie." "It's such a success here in town." Cope grinned as he dropped the small envelope of crickets and red ants into the wire Trouble FunSack. "Yeah. Their hu...
Screech, chirp, touchdown, bounce, touchdown again. Cheated death once again. But I still hated flying. As soon as I got inside the terminal, I saw her. Petite, about 5'3", maybe 5'4". Glasses over big, emerald green eyes. And golden blonde hair that looked like Rumplestiltskin spun straw into gold and then turned it into her long hair. I don't know that I...
Day Eight (248 Pounds) Well, I survived week one. It was tougher than I thought it would be. Marie held up her end of the bargain, and I only had some "issues" down there a few times. Marie gave me a "good-by blast" before we started, and missed and opportunity. I lent her a helping hand for about 20 minutes, and she was very happy. Then she started in on...
Hey this is another one of my stories. This time the studs name is Johnnie B and I got the hots for him the first time I laid eyes on him. Johnnie B as his friends call him, is about 5 foot 10 and about 175 pounds with a gorgeous face, and very caring way about him. Johnnie B thought that I was probably prejudice against blacks. One day one of my best frien...
Well, I was moving and not happy about leaving my place. It was a unique house. Old, lots of old, chipped, colorful tile mosaics on the walls, floors, and ceilings. An old toilet with an elevated tank and a pull string flush in a tiny closet. Had to climb up a really steep hill to get to it. But I loved it. I was renting it. The owners had sold it and I was...
Dear Shoeblossom: Miguel awaits me, as he and his assistants prepare the cocaine with baking soda. Mig gives orders mostly, and the fellows chop and mix the drugs, and suddenly, there I am in my snug little Hello Kitty top and cargo pants. I've been out shopping with Miguel's Platinum Visa, and I grin at him loopily. "Remy, honey how are you?" Mig smil...
Heather wandered through the park. It was late morning and there was a cool breeze about. It whipped through her long blond hair and caused her blue sundress to flap a little. With a book under her arm and her purse over her shoulder she walked to a secluded spot in the park. Very few people knew about this place. There was a bench and at this time of day a...
Splat. "Take that you motherfucker!" Splat. "Another male chauvinist bites the dust." I had taken to whacking the crickets that invaded our sorority house with an oar. A Hookmaster two and a half-foot long weapon that is very light and comes in handy quite often. That oar has never been in a boat. Not only is it great for smacking bugs, mice or whatever, i...
Once upon a time there was a slave boy. He tried to please his Mistress, but he always seemed to fall short. He was too willful, and wouldn't submit to his Mistress' desires completely. One day she decided to teach him a lesson. He showed up at her door and came in. He quickly stripped down naked, and put a hair elastic around his balls. His Mistress was wa...
The house was built for someone wealthy, but that was a long time ago. The ceilings sag even though the chandeliers have been removed, and the molding has mildew at the corners. The floor-to-ceiling windows are bolted so we can't go out onto the porches, anyway. It's a halfway house. The Grand Central House for Recovering Women. The windows are nice, though...