This is in homage to rpsuch. He started this whole thing. Blame him! This is a humorous discussion of avoiding the pitfalls of adultery. Hotels Always count the smoke detectors in your hotel room. If there is more then one, get out, hopefully before she gets there! Never go to a cheap motel with outside doors and windows. Always close the curtains all th...
I live in a town of 5,500 folks in Colorado. We are rural, agricultural and have a large Hispanic population. I am fifty five and have been self-employed most all my adult life. Times were becoming difficult in my business and I knew I was not going to survive without making some changes. More and more, Hispanic restaurants, 'Tiendas' and cultural enterpri...
The following is a true story as to how friendships can get really fucked up if the sexual lines are crossed. It started harmlessly enough, as they most always surely do, with four friends getting together. My wife Donna of 1 year (23), she, a sexy strawberry blonde, her best friend Janice (24), slim brunette and the maid of honor at our wedding, myself (22)...
Prelude "My fantasies usually involve an unattainable woman..." This is how I would usually start describing what I wanted when I would talk to a phone sex partner. I love phone sex - the sound of a woman's voice, her describing the things she would do to me - for me. It takes me away from the day to day life, the pressures, and the frustrations. Describi...
Hi I have always had this fantasy The fantasy starts out in high school a number of years ago, when I started having dreams of the kinkier kind, but not really understanding why. The dreams were about women that had big breasts and large hips as well as being tall and big boned. The dreams always started out the usual way with a date, dinner, kissing, and...
Some nights I was so lonely. I was married and occasionally I went out with my friends and we had a lot of good times. I loved my job and made decent money. My husband frequented go-go bars and strip clubs and he did it before we were married and I never felt threatened by it, so I let him continue once we were. I never went out alone because I knew, well I...
Finished with what we'd been up to, I rested the weight of my body heavily upon her, winded from my exertions. This had been the best sex of my life, which was saying a lot. Aside from the pleasure of a fast subsiding, though spectacular orgasm, I now found myself troubled and confused. My wife, or at least what used to be my wife, looked like the cat who...
I just got home from college when my best friend Tommy called me. He said I should come over to his parent's house and then we would go out and shoot some pool. I drove over and Tommy's mom, Lucy greeted me at the door. I sometimes think I would rather see Lucy than Tommy. My friend's mom had these giant tits. The top she was wearing that day could barely co...
Conclusion "Violet," she thought. "I can't exactly call this bathwater, so I'll call it Violet. Lavender is too obvious, purple's too dull. It's so warm. It's like tea. Gosh! What am I thinking?! I can't believe this is happening! It's right out of a tabloid!" Betty lay in the warm Violet for three days. Violet flowed through her body; it filled her lungs...
Chapter 02: Phototropism The aliens watched her as she lay, Stacey, unconscious on the table in the stim-room before them. They spoke freely in their own language. Among the snatches of conversation a pattern emerged. Through generations of interbreeding the female of their species had been eradicated and the species had chosen humanity to replenish there s...