***Weekend One. Showcasing your talent.*** You were wearing a sexy dress, your hair was up, lips plump, wet and enticing, eyes smoky and your glasses on. We stumbled into the cab. I was on the passenger side, you were behind the drivers seat. The driver took a long, hard look as you slurred your speech getting in the backseat. I said, "my wife here is going...
Laying next to you in bed is a beautiful redheaded woman, bound and gagged. She looks at you fearfully. You reach your hand out to her, and she shudders at your touch. She begs you with her eyes to let her go. "Never," you say, pulling her closer to you. "I'm scared. Please, I just want to go home," she says the moment you remove the gag....
Congratulations, mankind. We fucked up big time. There are rumors that the whole thing started as a biological experiment deep in a South American lab, somewhere. Others called it a military weapon designed underneath the streets of New York City. God bless the USA. Hell, I've even heard one person postulate that some geek in a Harvard lab accidentally disc...
Defining Qualities of LezBromeo and other LezBros: 'Has a PLAN if a zombie or other apocalypse occurs. Shares this plan in detail. Because well, you need to know.' ANNND He has a 'signature look' that signals there is danger and 'we're going out blazing.' This way you know to suit up, because you don't want to miss the action! 'Takes you out for shots when...
Late on a hot summer night in Georgia, Maggie Greene finally vowed to deal with her problem; once and for all. In that very moment, the brunette lay awake in almost pitch-blackness, staring upwards; listening intently. In that very moment, Maggie was unaware that she would start a chain of events that would change her relationship with her sister forever....
"Oh, what supreme cruelty is this, that I must suffer the torment of fools as Zabrael, that kingly father of Zebranna, that masterful wizard who thwarts my every move? What catastrophic error hath occurred within heaven, that I might be cursed so? Surely nothing this day can see my power prevail over his, and as I whittle down the idle hours on this infernal...
You are an indie wrestler who just got hired by WWE. You were sent a message via email several months in advance, and when the time finally came to arrive at the WWE Performance Center, you were pumped up. Being a WWE superstar had been your dream for years. You arrive at the front doors of the performance center. You are greeted by a huge bald guy, who lea...
The sun beat down on the dusty red-brown track illuminating and igniting it to a hot spectacle. The heat waves rising off the ground were only offset by a dismal breeze and the wind created by the packed stands of cheering fans. The racers, meanwhile, were desperately trying to get their last stretches in before they could prove their speed. Sean Morgroth lo...
So Jesus comes back to Earth right. And sure, I mean we were all skeptical at first and stuff, but you know, after all the pomp and circumstance and angels' trumpets and apocalypse and smiting of the antichrist and all that biblical crap, we're all pretty much convinced he's the real deal. And that's cool and all, 'cause I'm not down with Satan or nothing, a...
18 On the drive back to their house they both kept glancing at each other. She was so tired of the silent treatment between them. Angel parked the car onto the driveway. He looked over and noticed that Buffy was far off. "Buffy. We're here." "Oh, sorry about that. I was just thinking about things." "Things?" he raised his eyebrows. "I was thinking abou...