April Fools Stories

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The Sophomore Jinx

by Deborah on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

"The Sophomore Jinx" is Part Two of the sexual story of my life. "The Rookie," which was posted on 9/24, is Part One. I am purging my soul. Telling of my past "sins" is part of my repentance. I was celibate for over a year after "The Rookie" and then I started a string of loser boyfriends in my sophomore year of college. The sophomore jinx I guess. Fraterni...

Why Don't You Want Me?

by VilHaMer on Jul 14, 2020
Erotic Couplings

"Hey, sis." I said in passing to my sister Kimberly as I walked through the living room. "Hi, bro." she replied, not really paying attention to anything but her new iPhone. "Hey, guapo!" I stopped in my tracks. My heart skipped a beat. That voice. Dammit. Valentina. The most beautiful thing to walk on God's green earth. I didn't know she was going to be h...

She Fooled Me

by DG Hear on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

"Honey, I'm going out with the girls at work for drinks Wednesday," said my wife Angie. "Wednesday, who goes out for drinks on a Wednesday?" I replied. "It's April 1st, April Fool's Day, we go out and act like fools," she said and smiled. We've only been married going on two years and it's been a bit of a bumpy ride. I met Angie my senior year of college...

African-American Super People

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Stacy smiled at restaurateur Gil Brown as he went on and on about how happy he was to see accomplished young Black men and Black women such as ourselves patronizing his restaurant and having a good time. He even showed us a picture of his son Gino and his wife Francesca, a gal he'd known since High School. They recently earned their degrees from Northeastern...

After the Lecture

by dr_mabeuse on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

“And so we see that it is not only possible that the human female is not only capable of a sensual enjoyment of the sexual act on a par with the male’s, but that such enjoyment may be vital to her own health and physical well-being. My own research has demonstrated that the female orgasm is no myth, ladies and gentlemen, but a new and hitherto unknown territ...

My Little Cabin

by joan658 on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

I feel so lucky. I have a cabin in the woods; a log cabin. It's very small, with a loft for a bedroom that overlooks the living room and only a ladder to get to it -- no stairs. The kitchen is hardly more than an alcove off the living room. And, there's a great stone fireplace that covers one whole wall of the living space -- it's so nice in winter to snuggl...

Fooling with Nudity

by Mostodd07 on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

"Hell, no! I love you, Beth, but you can't go out like that!" Christian had been waiting for more than a half hour for Beth to be ready. He had grown used to waiting. They had been a couple for nearly two years. She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, with luxuriant dark curls framing her rosy cheeks and pouting lips, with her deep blue eyes that...

Denial Ch. 02

by Conquered on Sep 25, 2017
BDSM

I noted, after being locked in the cock cage for the first time in 1985, I thought that I would only have to wait a few days to be unlocked and allowed to masturbate. The rule was that I was not allowed to "even LOOK like I was hinting for her to unlock me." She would just extend my denial further if I did. That first time, instead of a few days, I was locke...

One Hell of a Trick

by Magenta_Magee on Mar 28, 2018
Erotic Horror

I was bound, a cord tied around my knees and pulled tight behind my back -- holding my legs apart and tight to my belly. My God, I was an April fool alright, a real fool to get stuck in this situation. It had seemed like such a fun prank, especially after the two jugs of beer and five shots of tequila I'd downed at Stella's birthday party. "So Stella, how...

April Fool's Games

by Smuttyandfun on Mar 30, 2020
First Time

This one is for the April Fools Day Story Contest, as well as being my 100th submission. So, your votes and feedback would be much appreciated. Hope you enjoy this fun little tale. April is one of those months that makes you feel like you can never make any plans, since the weather could be anywhere from freezing your ass off cold, to boiling your nuts in o...