^^^ Have you ever had one of those days when everything went wrong? I guess we all have. I'm not bragging, but I think my recent span of 24 hours has been worse than any of yours. I'd put money on it! You be the judge and when you learn that I'm right, send me your money. Bitcoin preferred. P.S. All characters having sex or who saw my penis are over 18. Ha...
Author's Note: This flash is my entry in the April Fools' day contest. The inspiration came while driving to work one morning. It is told mostly in dialog, and is shorter than most of my other submissions. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks to Guinahart and SBrooks103x for editing and making this a better read. I really do rely on them to catch all the stupid mis...
"Annie, you take them children up third floor. They like to wear Miz. Irene out on the trip. And you, Toby, stop moonin' over Annie and get the ice chest goods into the house and in the ice box. You got ice in the ice box didn't you?" "Yes ma'am," Toby answered as he trotted out the kitchen door and down to the Buick car in the drive below. "And you, Miz....
3/17/19 ©2018 1939 words 15 minute read * Your mind races when your boss calls you into his office on a Monday morning. Really not like him. He's all seize the day, motivation Monday and all. It personally drives me a bit bonkers. I'm betting this is about the Henderson Account. Looks like I lost a big client there. I better stop at the ladies' room and...
("Sparrow fart" is very, very early in the morning. Ute- what some call a pick up we call a ute, short for utility. We really struggle to pick them up. We have technology called steering wheels. We use them to change lanes for example. We admire people who get out of their pick ups, run beside them as they pick them up, move them to another lane, then get b...
© 2018 Literocat Another workday morning, I'm awake in the purple haze before dawn, long before I need to be to prepare for work. Is it really April already? The savory, sweet smell of my special-blend coffee woke me before my alarm, as usual, but this time before the coffee maker's din-din-ding alert. Eyes closed, I walk my home labyrinth through my bedroo...
"April Fools!" My face turned red. She had gone too far this time. Through out our seven years together, her pranks on April first got worse than the last, but never did I dream that she would go so far as to say my parents were involved in an accident. It was at that moment I vowed that I would get back at her and turn her favorite holiday into her worst ni...
This short story is an entry for the 2015 Literotica April Fools' Day story contest. All characters involved in sexual situations in this story are eighteen years of age or older. * * * * She took one last sip of coffee, grabbed her lunch bag and picked up the thick stack of papers she'd worked all night on. But as she hurried to leave, she noticed the ca...
Victoria was the consummate tease, she would dress provocatively but really never acknowledged any of us, no matter how hard we tried. Maybe it was because we were geeks, if we were jocks we would have had her attention. Becky, her sister was part of our group and even she didn't get any respect from Victoria. Victoria was the long blonde hair cheerleader t...
This is an April fools day contest entry, so generous votes would be greatly appreciated. Please enjoy: BB1212 9.06 am Monday, April first, 2019. "In an exclusive for Radio KRIF 100.7" Sally V, the excited DJ announced, "we have the world premiere of 'Gone Bust' one of the tracks from the long-lost final studio album from Argon Grange. This is huge, and I'...