Budgie smugglers are Speedos. * I'd decided there would be no celebration of April Fool's Day this year for me. I couldn't think of a suitable prank and I don't think the pranks I'd engineered in the past had been appreciated. The plastic object that looked like dog vomit hadn't been appreciated when placed on my wife's car seat. The stones placed in a hub...
Literotica 2018 April Fools Day Contest entry. Votes would be especially welcomed by all authors competing as it takes so many just to be eligible, much less win. All on-screen sexual encounters in the following (when they finally do occur) are between consenting adults over the age of eighteen. ***** As a college junior, I had the poor taste to fall in...
This story is my submission for the 2020 April Fools Day contest, I would appreciate your votes, and if you like to read my writing, I would like to read your comments. Thank you, and enjoy... *** Finally driving home from work, she watched the moon drop below the horizon and all she could think was, at least this day is almost over. It had started with he...
Happy April Fools Day! Here's a variation on an old joke. Hope it gets a chuckle (and a vote!) * Jerry and his wife were still on the edge of being newlyweds. Having been married just over a year, they were still infatuated with each other and enjoyed exploring their passions. So it wasn't surprising one spring evening when he arrived home and Gloria met h...
Dear Reader, for the second time I'm taking a stab at something that's not my usual story line. I hope you enjoy this April Fools Joke. Dave glanced at the clock on the dashboard for the third time since he'd left work 10 minutes previously. The normal 25 minute drive was still going to take 25 minutes, which meant that no matter how fast he drove he was s...
Author's Note: I am recovering from repeated surgeries on both arms to correct a degenerative nerve condition. To write this, I use voice to text software which isn't always accurate. As my recovery will take considerable time, I have decided to continue writing and give my best effort at doing the thing I love. Please, if you spot any typos or grammatical m...
FORWARD: This story is an attempt to include a sometimes little understood slice of human sexuality into our awareness of humanity's diversity. It's really more of an unexpected Romance between a lesbian female and another young woman whose body does not fully confirm her female gender identity. In short, it is a lesbian relationship between a cis-gender and...
Jenny and Kim were talking in their cubicles at work one day about what the deal was with the young doorman in their building. Both had flirted and teased and gotten nowhere. And they weren't the type of women who that happened to very often, if ever. Jenny was vivacious and fun, a very pretty brunette who was always up for a good time. Kim could have been t...
This is my entry to the April Fools' 2018 contest. Thank you for reading and voting, and special thanks to SecondSamuel and SexyGeek for editing, encouragement and reading my smut. *All characters are 18 or older. *** When I first met Whitney Everett, I was smitten with her effortless, winsome ways. It was as if her loveliness and grace wove a glamor arou...
Authors note: This is the sequence of chapter one, but also can be read as a separate story. Although I think you should read it for background. Feel free to comment in a constructive way. I'm always open to suggestions, and appreciate the feedback. Hope you enjoy it. ~~~~~~~~~~ Part one The joke is on you The penthouse stood only three stories...