April Fools Stories

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April's Fool

by AuroraErotica on Mar 23, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Chapter 1 March 31St - The day before. April is a therapist, specialising in couple, and marriage counselling. She was from the city, and was on a short break from work, in a country town named Daylesford. Daylesford is well known as a place to seek spirituality, meditation and relaxation, and April was in the mood to indulge in a week of pampering. She...

When the Devil Gets the Last Laugh

by ChristianLloyd on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

When the Devil Gets the Last Laugh: An April Fool's Story At approximately two o'clock in the morning on March 30th, a shriek was heard so loudly throughout the Meadowbrook Apartment Complex that it even woke Mrs. Jones in 4B, who every night takes enough Ambien to kill a horse. "What the fuck did you do!" Jenn screamed as she shot up in bed reaching to...

Five Letters & an Epilogue

by DoctorSintax on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

to Ensign William Newall from Charles Newall Marischal College, Aberdeen. 5th October 1760 ". . . 'a night with a whore is cheaper than a night in an inn, besides being healthful exercise.' -- these were your words, William, your very words. Well they cost me dear, so it is to you that I now must look for support for I am here in Aberdeen without a bod...

Unchain My Heart

by moreandmore on Mar 6, 2018
Loving Wives

Thanks to all who leave meaningful feedback. I enjoy emailing with you. Timmy Ibbotson: A promise never made can not be broken, and can never break a heart. + + + + We both went to THE Ohio State University. How did that ever come about, the THE prefix. It's not The Rutgers, The Stanford, or The Clemson. Maybe some math major won the contest to name the u...

April in October

by subdude607 on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

I'd like to thank my editor; nstygrl22 for making my story a much better read. Hopefully the stories will only get better. * My name is Douglas James Mitchell, and I was 38 years old and I had just retired from the US Navy. I had been stationed in Groton, Connecticut for the last 16 years, either on sea duty or on shore duty. Over the years, I have met som...

Household God: Bondage

by oggbashan on Mar 31, 2020
Humor & Satire

Copyright Oggbashan February 2020 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons. ************************************************* The story so...

Not the Call He was Expecting

by hotprof1973 on Apr 3, 2019
Loving Wives

Here is an entry to the April Fool's contest. Just a quick light one that I hope people enjoy -- and not take it too seriously. * Jonah was relaxing in the basement on early Sunday afternoon, while Rhonda, his wife of five years, was vacuuming upstairs. Ronnie, their two-year-old son was spending the weekend at her parents because Jonah was expecting to be...

I'm The Co-Pilot Ch. 02

by CuteSlaveLisa on May 15, 2019
BDSM

Everything in this story is true and actually happened to me. Maybe not all at the same time or in the same exact sequence, but don't worry there will not be a test on it later. Ah, memories. *** All sexual activity in this story occurs between characters who were at least 18 years of age back then. *** "I make out the flight plan and study the weather,...

Wet Willie

by backdoorboogie on Apr 3, 2019
Loving Wives

Competition Entry for April Fools 2019 contest. My wife and I have lived in our current home for over ten years. Our neighbours are married with two kids. We live in semi detached houses. This is when two homes have one wall in the middle between them (explained for our American cousins!) Because of this joining of two homes, they are a bit cheaper to buy...

April's Fool

by geronimo_appleby on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Foreword Well, these April Fool themes are a little difficult to find. Coming up with ideas for something different [I hope] takes some doing. Anyway, here's one which isn't set on April Fools' Day itself, but which I hope encompasses some of the elements involved. April isn't a happy lady, and she's in for a surprise... The scene which follows is in the...