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How To Learn Computers Via Sex Pt. 2

by vic_elor on Aug 30, 2017
How To

Before you read this and possibly take offense, please keep in mind that this is meant to be funny. So chill out! Well, people really liked the first entry in this series. In fact, it's been years since I've gotten so much feedback so fast. With that much encouragement, I figured I'd write another one. Just like before, I'll list out some computer terms an...

Sheeple Ch. 04

by Jaisen on Sep 12, 2017
NonHuman

Shifters, strangers, government issued computer programs and chocolate allergies. This chapter continues to set the stage for some action to come. Not exactly world saving, but intrigue... Vote and comment please! I do enjoy hearing from my readers! Jaisen * The school holidays hit faster than Kate expected. Samhain was barely over before Thanksgiving hit...

W32.GIBE.B@MM: Sexist Male Chauvinist Ch. 01

by HungryGuy on Aug 30, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Foreword: I wrote some of my past stories by request of my fans. In a way, I could also say that this story was written by request. However, it would probably be more accurate to say that this story was provoked than requested. Part 1 of this story is true. Some militant feminist recently started sending me flame mail accusing me of hating women because I...

A (Bot)Net of Love Ch. 01

by aNobleman on Sep 23, 2019
NonHuman

*Copyright 2019 - aNobleman* *This is a long story and it takes quite some time to get to the sexy bits, so be warned. It also features some technical terms, but I tried explaining everything and the name doesn't really yet make sense in this part.* ***** Aleks Drugov awoke, groaning at his pounding head. He and his friends had spent the evening yesterday...

You Want What?

by saddletramp1956 on Dec 2, 2019
Loving Wives

Many thanks to those who offered comments and constructive criticism on my previous stories. For those who want to say this or that would never happen, remember this is my universe, a place where nearly anything can, and often does, happen. At least on paper... Please refer to my profile for more on my personal policy regarding comments, feedback, follows,...

Disclosures: Selfie Involvement Ch. 03

by Krystal0690 on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

"I'm not seeing it," Dolly said looking tired and irritable that I was bombarding her with work concepts at 6:15 at night. "How is this different than any other video on hundreds of other sites?" "It's not what's on video yet. Only part of it. Listen to yourself directing the action with Pierson and the two MILFs." I played the part back where Dolly had sa...

Overtime

by dv8tor on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It was a big job and I had already been on-site for three days. The assignment was originally a simple migration from a Microsoft platform to a Linux Back-Office solution. Backing up data and moving all the servers to Linux would normally be a one-day affair, two at the most. The difficulty came when I discovered so many of the desktops were still running Wi...

Ten Minutes to Midnight

by Liar on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

They talk about milestones. Those moments that change everything, the solidified and framed memories that you will carry to your grave. Moments that reshape who you are, what you believe in and what you reckon life is all about. They talk about notes that ring, reverberating echoes through the years, new ones blending in with older ones that will never die,...

How To Learn Computers Via Sex

by vic_elor on Aug 30, 2017
How To

Before you read this and possibly take offense, please keep in mind that this is meant to be funny. So chill out! A lot of people have a hard time understanding concepts that relate to computers. If you don't have this problem, you probably know someone who does. On the other hand, most people understand sex. So, maybe you can learn something about computer...

Tux

by Jaisen on Sep 12, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Betsy finally switched her computer over to Linux. She'd gotten tired of Vista dying on her every week. Drew, her boyfriend, had helped her switch everything over. She sat and did the work, while he prompted her. Betsy was happy and getting use to the new desktop and other little tricks needed. She smiled too, when Drew called her a Penguin head. Tux the pen...