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How to Power Up Your Masturbation

by SunrockSin on Sep 13, 2017
How To

For those of you who are tired of having to sneak into your local sex shop or of receiving those knowing looks from your mailman or mailwoman when you receive that "special" package, there is a feasible alternative. The alternative will also save you from spending a lot of money for that special vibratory toy only to find it is a cheap, poorly made product t...

How To Ruin Your Life

by SikFuk on Sep 14, 2017
How To

This essay is the antidote to the mind-numbing horde of self-help gurus clogging up the best seller list with their recycled platitudes and hyphenated feel-good life-strategies. Have you ever known anyone who actually benefited from a self-help book (besides the author?) It's time to get real, folks. It's time to embrace a life-strategy that follows the path...

How to Shop for the Best Sex Toys

by Middleagepoet on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Okay, okay, I know all about it, you wouldn't be caught dead walking into one of those "Sex Shoppes," you know the type, with the lovely mannequins lining the windows in odd costumes. Yeah, it gives it a bit of glamour but we all know that hidden behind those mannequins is the wall, the wall of dildos, vibrators and miscellaneous toys that runs from a 14" me...

Of Sorcerers and Slimes

by TMJ2008 on Dec 21, 2015
Fantasy

The world of Tagrus is a world powered by magic. While there are knights that get by on the strength of their body and sword and craftsmen that don't use magic to create their tools, those that do use magic are considered a cut above. For this reason, it is the sorcerers that rule this world and keep it running. Every individual has the capacity to use magic...

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Green Man Pt. 03

by Microbevel8 on Apr 1, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Holly, Joss, and their best friends Sam and Libby spend an eventful day at the farmer's market. There they each experience the Green Man's powers. Joss embarrasses himself. A deal is struck that will change their lives. ***************************************************** "Yeah, she says he will be there.....No, I haven't seen him yet.... Uh huh.... I kno...

Green Man Pt. 08

by Microbevel8 on Sep 14, 2020
First Time

Joss catches up with the man whom he had jerked off in the First Anointing. He ends up taking Mel's circumcised cock in his mouth. The men spend the night getting to know each other. They are called to the ritual of the Second Anointing. ********************* As the evening deepened into night, Joss sought out the man whose naked cock he had stroked at the...

Artistic Production

by LadyCassolette on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

This essay is part of a series in which I compare the ideas of philosophers on the subject of Aesthetics. I'm attempting to extrapolate from their superior knowledge and writings what I believe are important points on the creation of and critique of Art, Beauty and the Soul. I hope there are some artists/scholars out there who can appreciate my works- Beca...

Moth Ch. 011

by ellynei on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

Written by Nanna Marker, a citizen of Denmark, born in 1976. * Lei was fast asleep long before Kokata was satisfied that her wings would be safe. No longer having an excuse to be near her, he withdrew to his nearest hiding-place. He had never before told anyone about the beetles. It was a strange feeling: having talked about himself. He couldn't remember...

Words, Words, Words

by Thomas Drablézien on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I have a passion for the English language bordering on the obsessive, I have to own up to that from the start. I do not have the benefit of a good education. I suffer from dyslexia, a condition not recognised at the time when I was growing up so my lack of scholastic achievement was attributed to slowness, stupidity or downright laziness. An opinion and att...

Hands

by emma579 on Aug 19, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It was his hands that fascinated me long before he ever touched me. The hands of a craftsman, rugged, calloused, with little nicks, they held his tools with such ease and strength, they slid over the smooth cabinet surface... Today I needed. I wandered into his work room with thoughts of him. He was measuring -- that look of concentration on his face, the l...