Although it's unknown whether writing a CYOA in chinese can be acceptted or not, I shall just have a try then. 你的名字是鹨鹨（liu四声），脑中充斥幻想的年轻女孩，今年20的你真正来到了一个充斥着sex元素和怪物的世界，我猜你一定为这件事高兴不已，毕竟这可以好好填满一下你的想法和下面的小黑洞了，不是吗？你有着一头很棒的中长黑发，胸围是Bcup，身高164cm，有一只弹性十足和足够宽阔的屁股，手感一级棒，人人都喜欢对她做些什么。带有一定程度的色情吸引力，种族是犬妖~也就是说是一只原汁原味的母狗。 本来是今天是睡懒觉的绝佳天气，但你楼上楼下不断传出的奇怪震动不停影响着你安稳的睡眠，促使一边往墙上扔枕头，一...
第一章 人妻修理工 "侄子，麻烦你了啊！" "你二舅妈这段时间又「坏了」......一直吵着要我肏她，真是没办法。" 一位大腹便便的中年人对着客厅正在站立后入自己美娇妻的小家伙说道。 站在小凳子上才够着少妇的小家伙一巴掌拍在了身前这个长腿舅妈的大屁股上。 "二舅，你太客气了，我可是你亲侄子，这么生分干什么，即使舅妈没坏，也可以叫我帮忙维护，反正我们家离得又不远。" 以前是天生丽质网红美女的舅妈被自己的小侄子撞得一颤一颤地。 站立前屈抱腿姿势就是站着弯腰向下，抱住自己的腿，也多亏二舅妈经常练习瑜伽才能穿着性感的黑丝逆兔女郎才能做出。 这样美丽的二舅妈还能从那双被分开的黑丝美腿中央，看到自己依旧的被站在小凳子上的小侄子用红到发紫的大撑开后不断的样子，甚至有...
Congress held hearings about hip-hop and rap lyrics a few months ago. Right. Like this is supposed to do anyone any good? Is this supposed to stop the N word from being bandied around and prevent "Beeotch" from ending up in the dictionary some time down the line? Somehow I doubt it. I have a 14-year-old son who listens to rap, and it's not pretty. Some of th...
If you had to try, how many euphemisms can you come up with to describe the dirty dirty? And could you put it to music and make it catchy, too? Pop music has always commonly featured saucy subject matter, and the range is pretty wide. Some are more obvious than others, like "Wicked Game," "She Shook Me All Night Long, and "Love Game." But I thought it would...
I just have started to listen to Taylor Swift's new album Reputation. Instead of writing a conventional review about the songs' meanings, let me give you some tips on how I image to use these songs as a playlist for sex. "...Ready for It?": The album starts with this fun piece. It's like a stadium pop song full of strong sentences. Suggested for switching...
Victoria picks herself up off the ground and readjusts her now drenched panties. She smiles in spite of herself, and walks through the threshold of the doorway. She enters a room that's entirely white with no end in sight on all sides. It reminds her a little bit of the supply room scene in 'The Matrix' and she wonders a little if she'll meet Neo or Morpheus...
Buffy woke up the next day with her head on Angel’s shoulder. She knew for sure that it was his warm, hard chest that she felt against her cheek. She wanted nothing more but to stay in his arms forever. ‘Where did that thought come from? Do I feel that way about him?’ Buffy looked up and noticed that he was still asleep. ‘He looks so peaceful sleeping. I won...
He loved her mouth. He absolutely loved everything about her hot, wet mouth. He loved when she smiled with her full lips. He loved when she pouted because she hadn't gotten her way. He loved when she was with lipstick and without it. He loved when she talked, her southern accent wrapping around him like warm, smooth honey. He loved when she offered her mouth...
Even though venerable Pink Floyd made fun of the system and pointed their musically talented finger at the consciousness culprit being money, they made a lot of money when they wrote their song, Money. Back then, I can't recall anyone who didn't have Pink Floyd's album, The Dark Side of the Moon and who didn't listen to it with awe and reverence that played...
Amy and I have received quite a lot of email about the "Davy's On The Road Again" series. Some are cool and some are just plain stupid. Except for one which was aggressively nasty, all are quite complimentary. We've decided to offer you a sampling and we hope you find them entertaining. As always, keep them cards and letters coming. ------------------------...