The third time he said it - I was wishing I hadn't told Julian about Ozzie kids being known for saying "are we nearly there yet" on car journeys. We'd got a bit stuck in Saturday afternoon traffic for the "Queens Birthday" long weekend in Melbourne. I was hoping the windows of the limo I'd hired were blacked out enough - we were right outside the State Art G...
Barbara took off her panties and threw them across the room into her dirty clothes basket. It's literally a basket. She reached into her underwear drawer and put on her tiniest, flimsiest, most see through pair. They don't really cover anything. But she wanted to have something on under the white button up shirt that was almost all the way unbuttoned. She wa...
Duncan Cyrus, age 26, Artist It was time for me to take a step. A risk that I should have indulged in my teens. That step of rebellion against the regime of parents and authority figures. That's right, I wanted to get a tattoo. Ok, I lied. I was convinced or conned to get one. Remember the high school, Asian girl, ok, her name was Meifeng. She preferred ju...
Jon was a very unusual experience for both Annie and I. Something totally new. He approached us which wasn't so strange. Jon came across us on one of our favourite 'dating' sites and contacted us with his request. He'd gotten a little bit confused, though, and what he really wanted was to play with Annie. Jon had seen my 'interests' and assumed Annie shared...
Miles Lider raised his brow at the picture in front of him. He wasn't bothered at the next applicant being a woman. What bothered him was the bubblegum. Why was the gum sparkling? Why was her bra showing? Who wears pig tails in their thirties? What sort of person would send a picture without their face in their resume? It all came down to the bubblegum, whic...
The day I went to college I thought I had cleaned my last floor. Washed my last dish. Scrubbed my last toilet. I left home after five years too many of flipping burgers and dealing with other people's shit. I was done trying to make a bunch of assholes happy. It took all of one day in a frat to realize I was wrong. The world was filled with unhappy assholes...
This is a parody... It is not real *** This is my story, sort of. It's a small example, of who I am. I came along and took the sex story world by storm, with my freaky, in your face, stories and swagg. I was invited to be on Ellen the other day. I decided if I was gonna do it, then I was gonna do it big pimpin' style. I was gonna show Ellen DeGeneres exact...
I don't know where to begin this story because the whole situation seems so bizarre to me. I've never, ever thought I would give a guy a blowjob because my favorite thing is to go down on a girl, not a guy. Well, this is how it happened. Ron, my fishing buddy, and I went to his camp last weekend to do a bit of lake trout fishing. His camp is quite isolated,...
Danial was in his buildings security offices watching the video feed of the foyer and was pleased when he saw the beautiful Debbie enter the building looking the professional business associate she no doubt aspired too. He watched her pass out of site on the monitor but continued to stare lustfully at the other young women and men entering the building. He...
About three years ago my marriage was in deep trouble. We'd been married for nine years; with twin 7 year old daughters. I'd not long had a promotion at work and my wife was struggling to combine a full-time job with being a good mother and loving spouse. A new job meant that I earned a lot more money but had to work longer hours and stay away from home two...