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Popping Pixie

by NEthinggoes22 on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

I had placed the ad in an underground paper as a joke. "LADIES: Get your butthole cherry popped, cheap and very, VERY painfully." I didn't expect any response at all, but, to my surprise, I got an inquiry from a girl who called herself Pixie. "I just want you to know," she told me, when we got around to talking, "that I plan to save my maidenhead for marria...

Authoring with Markdown

by stfstfs on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Authoring with Markdown Introduction To focus on the content instead of formatting, authors may find it helpful to use Markdown as markup language and use a Markdown-HTML converter, instead of writing HTML directly: If you want to create documents for reading with a browser or e-book while displaying more than just plain text, the most versatile format of...

Namaste Yoga Pt. 07

by ElRoylk on Nov 23, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Author's note: I failed to include several pages of key narrative when I published this previously. For those who may have read the first edition, you can skip to the word "scheme" and read from there...or feel free to read the whole thing again! When Emmy arrived for her final class, Charlie was attentive. Things had moved quickly, as she knew they would,...

Solitary Cafe: Americano

by solitarycafe on Jul 25, 2018
Fetish

"That's why I wanted to settle!" The businessman shouted into his Bluetooth. As he shuffled along the busy city street, no one seemed to notice his disgruntled features. He was young looking, but his face appeared haggard, and it was clear that stress had already taken a toll on his body. "Yes, that's my point," he replied to whomever he was speaking to as...

Appreciating Nice Tits

by imhapless on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

My name is Mark. I'm a fairly typical teenager. I'd like to think that my distinguishing characteristics, compared to the average teenage guy, are that I'm a little cuter (so several girls have told me, anyway), I'm in a little better shape (I'm in an essentially all year round track club and do both the 1500 hundred meters and the broad jump), I'm a little...

An Act of Love

by lionshell on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

It's a question that I've heard more than once, and I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in this. It's been asked when I've started a new relationship, talked with a doctor, or just had an open conversation with certain friends. The question is, "How many people have you had sex with?" Before I would answer, I always felt that I had to ask whether oral sex qualifi...

The bimbo genie

by Tobias1999 on Apr 22, 2025

Walking along the hot, smooth sand, Jake felt himself wondering where things went wrong for him. He hadn't had a date in forever, and hell, he hadn't gotten laid in even longer. "It's insane... i'm a decent looking guy, right? Sure, I'm not like Brad Pitt, or whoever it is girls lust after these days, but I'm better tha- "Owww!" He felt a shar...

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Basic Bulletin Board Posting Help

by Mist S on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Ok, so you have just signed up to be able to post in the bulletin board. You go in there, find a place you want to say something, make a few posts perhaps, but then you notice things. Almost everyone has a picture under their names. There are pictures, links funny sayings and many other neat little bits under each of their posts. Wonder how they do it? T...

Need You Now Ch. 02

by claudzilla on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

It was Halloween...Kristy's favorite holiday. She looked forward to this night every year. She had a lot of visitors to her house, from itty bitty pea pods to a guy dressed like Jimmie Johnson. He had two tire tracks over the front of him and a bruised and bloodied face. He scored kudos and an extra handful of candy for his costume! Actually, there were lots...

How to Shop for the Best Sex Toys

by Middleagepoet on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Okay, okay, I know all about it, you wouldn't be caught dead walking into one of those "Sex Shoppes," you know the type, with the lovely mannequins lining the windows in odd costumes. Yeah, it gives it a bit of glamour but we all know that hidden behind those mannequins is the wall, the wall of dildos, vibrators and miscellaneous toys that runs from a 14" me...