White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...
This story concerns characters who are well over 18 and has some bodily function play as well as spanking occurring amid erotic coupling, so if any of this offends you, don't read the story. ***** I woke up and felt my life had evolved a lot in only one week. After I had returned home and taken a good job, I decided to save some money by living at home. I...
Carla left after an early breakfast Wednesday morning. I had to leave earlier than usual so that I could take Sharon home to change for work. Her house was just down the street from the office and she normally walked to work, but this morning she rode with me. I took Dexter with me on the first two service calls. Carl Jr. had convinced Bernice's brother-in...
By: Col. Brunhilda 'Iceberg' Buriman, ret. Sorority Sister of Pi Loda Cum Chapter Seven: Question Me Harriette sat with head tilted back, gun pressed between her legs, tickling her clit in a most luscious way, behind the door Dude closed softly in departing. She sat staring at patterns painted on the ceiling and her mind, yet saw and thought nothing. All...
According to what I read on Web M.D. it's perfectly normal to fart a lot about anal sex, but it doesn't mention anything about the stinging feeling I feel in my asshole. I click off my iPhone, feeling more perplexed than reassured by what I found out online. Hmm. I wonder if I should consult a doctor about that. Oh, snap. Before I get ahead of myself, I bet...
When I heard that we were being treated to a rare visit from my mother's sister, I wasn't exactly overjoyed. In fact I positively dreaded the prospect, even though Aunt Doreen was just passing through, on her way to stay with a friend in Canada, and we would only have to put up with her for some twelve hours or so. She was catching an early-morning flight, a...
***Kayla learns about the last tattoo. 0_o ------------------- No matter what Jim said after -- no matter what threat was used, or even polite questioning, as much of a surprise as that was to Josh that it would be attempted, there was no answer forthcoming when Jim asked what Josh's idea had been. The best that he got was something as vague as if he'd as...
WE FUCK... ITS WHAT WE DO!... "Honey... snookums... why exactly is there a giant monster truck in the driveway? Hmmm?" "That's just James' new monster truck. Eat some cereal." "James' new monster truck? My son... who I love by the way... bought another monster truck?" Yes. He wrecked the last one. You remember. Now eat." "Honey bun... I DON'T WANT TO E...
INTRODUCTION & DISCLAIMER - Waking up in a bad mood on Monday morning, trailer park girl Breanna drives her aunt, uncle and cousin Kate insane with her antics. But when bitchy nympho Breanna selects two guys to satisfy her sexually, maybe even she should have been more discerning! This kinky sex comedy set in the early 1990s contains strong language and adu...
The Back Story Dear Reader, if your needs are urgent, you may skip this first part. It sets the scene and gives some insight about the behavior of the young subject of this narrative when he encounters the tipsy sexual attentions of two very horny matrons. So many years ago; so much forgotten—but some memories linger. Their names were Constance and Eliz...