Oh God, I can't possibly last to the end of this! At the moment, I'm sitting in the passenger seat of a 1980 Nissan Cherry. A very smelly 1980 Nissan Cherry at that. And the reason for that is sitting in the driver seat of the car. It's a 350-pound woman named Cassandra Rorie....and she's exceptionally gassy. If I could, I would open the door and get the h...
Megumi Part I, Uncensored Well I should start at the beginning. I grew about around women who farted (a lot). It didn't take long for me to become accustomed and immune to the smell's negative effects due to constant exposure. I became indifferent to it. My naive mind concluded it was just something chicks did. So it was with great surprise that as I got ol...
Mary sat down at the table with her mother. She eyed the food spread out for dinner anxiously. There were pickled eggs and deviled ham sandwiches, a roast beef and two heads of boiled cabbage. Her stomach rumbled and she shifted in her seat, waiting for her mother to finish talking on the phone. Finally, she hung up the receiver. Mary heaped her plate with...
Part 1: Death is not only the mother of beauty as the poem goes but also the mother of opportunity... So it was with the passing of a favorite Aunt who left this mortal realm one damp Autumn morning in October. The mourning days passed as my mother grieved for a beloved sister as her life became fond memories told as stories to those of us left behind. Tim...
When I came back the following Wednesday, Ellen was ready for me at 4:30. Again, she had prepared the inflatable mattress on the floor of her counseling office. The building was deserted except for us. She motioned me into the office and began to remove her clothing as she had the last two times I had come to session. Ellen was helping to me to learn to fee...
Mary was getting used to college and living in a dorm. Her roommate Amy was nice enough, but Mary was always too shy to hang out with her. Being shy, Mary usually stayed in her dorm room alone, while Amy went out and about. This gave Mary some free time to enjoy her secret fetish.... Since a young age, Mary loved farting. Mary particularly liked hearing oth...
(The following story is a work of fiction and as is the nature of fiction it's not realistic or responsible or any other R-words that keep the real world rolling round and round. I guess that's why they call them sexual fantasies. I hope you can keep it real and also enjoy the story. Inspired by a particularly detailed dream ...) How Cara Learned to Stop Wo...
The Playboy Life 01 By : DickThePimp Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm "Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls." We laugh. "Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though." We laugh again. "Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...
Caroline watched her go, then rolled up her sleeves and started clearing the dishes and piling them into the sink. She straightened slightly and patted her stomach, letting out an enormous belch that sent a few eggs flying to the other side of the room. "Mmmmm...." She licked her lips and brushed a speck of cabbage from her massive breasts. After finishin...
"Fuck off!" "Now don't be like that you miserable old bastard." "Don't try to sweet talk me you interfering biddy, can't you see that I want to sleep?" "Sleep? That's all you ever do. If you moved your miserable arse out of that bed and walked to the bathroom I won't have to drag you there. Or would you prefer me to give you a sponge bath?" I grumbled ou...