Aunt Farting Stories

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The New Raw GM

by Dazzle1 on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

AJ had just finishes her first week as the new RAW GM She had consulted Shawn Michael and Bret Hart, both who seemed amused that this small in stature newcomer was calling the shots. Michaels had asked her to show some pity to his former student. So Daniel Bryan had been sent to Smackdown. Bret had requested that the storyline with Natalia farting be ended....

First and Lonesome Pt. 01

by ShannonBlackwater on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Horror

Hello! I promise not to leave this story incomplete and that I have written far ahead of what I am posting, today. I hope you enjoy it, and please, leave me a comment. It brings me great pleasure to read them! -SB * -One- "Shit hole." I mumble to myself, looking around as the equally shitty bus moans away, stirring the dust from the dry silt underfoot, a...

Pass Me the Festivus Pole

by patientlee on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Pass Me the Festivus Pole: Group gift exchanges. As Frank Costanza from Seinfeld would say, "The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances." Pass me the Festivus Pole, and listen up. Takes Festivus Pole This year, the number of group gift exchanges has gotten out of hand for my family. I appreciate that it's an attempt to limit the number...

A Red Leaf & Ten Orchids Ch. 01

by TaLtos6 on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

**No demons or werewolves here. This is just a straight-ahead romance. Ok, it's a little odd since I wrote it. O_o I may use this as a platform for other relationships among the people around the ones here, I don't know yet. I'd been planning to post a different story, but realized that this one has to precede it, so I may as well get this one said. I plant...

Me and Sue

by BigD63088 on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

I went Sue's Sports Massage Parlor today. It took some time, but when I was called in I was already stripped with my towel wrapped around my waist. I took a glance up and saw my masseuse. She was a gorgeous Latina with long black hair, and brown eyes. Beautifully tanned, and with a great spicy shape. She wore a thin silk one-piece dress with low heel shoes....

Celeste's WD-40

by poisoniv1 on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

I am just a blue and yellow can of WD-40, the small, convenient sample size. I have a thin red plastic straw held against me by a rubber band. I love my little red straw, and she is everything to me; her close contact keeps me in a constant state of arousal. I love to feel her smooth, cool surface pressed against my steely body. Mine is an extraordinarily p...

Depot

by irishblackgirl on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

It's a regular night, nothing new or different, and I'm just getting off the 'Hound' bus. You're in the parking lot unexpectedly, waiting for me. When our eyes meet you incline your head slightly, turn and walk away. I know that you want me to follow you. I do. You lead me to a darkened lonely corner between the depot and the mall next door where you've par...

The Eighty-eighth Key Ch. 09

by Adrian Leverkuhn on Apr 14, 2020
Novels and Novellas

chapter 9 James Parish, MD hardly ever made it to Saigon anymore, not since his little epiphany, anyway. Which came one night a few months after Tet, and not long after Callahan was sent packing. It had been a rough night, with non-stop casualties arriving every fifteen minutes from C-Med's three forward aid stations. They'd been taking sustained fire al...

How to Just Get Kinky-er

by Decayed Angel on Sep 11, 2017
How To

Okay folks, once again in the interest in expanding our sexual horizons for storytelling and hey, maybe a bit of downright nasty fun, we're going to take a look at some various kinks. Please keep in mind that, first of all, I'm not making this stuff up, hell some of this is just too far out there for that to be the case and secondly, I do not necessarily pre...

Ferry Tales

by Krenna Smart on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Sometimes as travel hither and there around the city on my way to this or that my mind wanders. I imagine myself journeying to impossible places on the back of a long, slithery, dust farting, jaw snapping underground dragon. I'm certain the subway is secretly scheming to skewer me on its ever-ready throbbing third rail. The subway is an entity and it plays...