I've been kicking this story around for a couple of years, and I finally got it finished. This is my entry for the 2014 Literotica Winter Holidays Story Contest. It takes its title and inspiration from the classic 80s song by the Waitresses. Please leave a comment or send me an email, and don't forget to vote! ************* Bah, humbug! No, that's too str...
Welcome back aboard the Satellite of Lust for another episode of Literotica Sexual Theater 3000! Maybe you've strapped in with me before on a trip down Lousy Story Lane, and believe that you're prepared for what is to come. You have plenty of booze and an ample supply of barf bags on hand. You've set your affairs in order and alerted your next of kin. You t...
The chronological order of my stories is now listed in WifeWatchman's biography. Feedback and constructive criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas. This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes...
I was able to keep my emotions in check for the duration of my impromptu trip. I repeatedly told myself I was strong. But as soon as I stepped through the door at the end of the ramp at Philadelphia International Airport and I saw Malcolm, I was a blubbering mess. "Oh, Daphne," was all he said. Then, long-forgotten masculine arms wrapped around me, drawing...
This story is part of an ongoing series. The chronological order of my stories is listed in WifeWatchman's biography, which is currently not updating. Stories after Ethical Dilemmas are: We'll Always Have Paris, Causing a Commotion. Feedback and constructive criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas. This story contains graphic...
How does one come to possess the moniker Dirty Dan? Glad you asked. I grew up poor, not simply without, but dirt poor. My two sisters and I had little to nothing outside the very basics, all of our clothes were hand me downs, we had no indoor plumbing, we did have electricity and heated our small three room shack with wood. We would take a bath every Satur...
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** Chapter 39 - Fuck Buddies The children were brought back on Monday afternoon. Their grandparents stayed overnight in the guest bedroom before returning home on Tuesday. Tuesday evening after putting the children to bed, Carol approached Ted with the question, "How do we move forw...
A little long, I got a bit carried away, I guess! I hope you enjoy the Nude Day offering - feel free to leave a vote and a comment! And of course, any similarity between actual people and events are purely coincidental! ;-) * This is a tale from back in the day, I was quite a bit younger, in my twenties. Going to graduate school, I spent the summer bartend...
"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." Those gathered in the great room in Valhalla remained silent as they absorbed the full impact of the presidential oath. President Crawford had died within two da...
*Author's note: This story is based on my own very real personal experiences. The last woman I slept with before I married my now ex-wife was not only married herself but devoutly religious and a pastor's daughter. She was roughly my age at the time, and wrestling with the same doubts as the older, female pastor's wife in this fictional story. I also inclu...