Austin Powers Stories

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Juliana Ch. 08

by angiquesophie on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

People who find an excitement in life that we don't understand we like to call kinky. We label them to separate their supposed aberration from our presumed normality. What are we afraid of? Juliana stared at the quiet head on the pillow, swathed in bandages. He looked younger than she remembered. A few more days and they would wake him up. She sat back in...

World Cup of Games involving Sexy Super Celebs

by groinkickgirl on Sep 8, 2007
Fan Fiction

It’s the World Cup of Games involving Sexy Super Celebs! After all the build up, the event is finally here, and this year we have the best selection of celebs ever competing for the medals! This new sport brings together all the elements (and ladies!) of your wildest fantasy! Best of all, YOU get to decide what points system to use to make the girls do thing...

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Ever play "Sex chicken"?

by SingleDad1234 on Sep 14, 2017
Mature

Set in the early 2000's Hilary and I have been married close to 20 years. We have two great kids 10 and 12, we live in a great community, I have a good job, and Hillary just bought a Flower shop that is doing great. It is a wonderful life. Things couldn't be better. Even our sex life is well, you shall see. We are at our neighbors one Friday night in June...

Thirsty

by HikingThrough on Sep 2, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

He was standing in the doorway, back lit by the light within the room, still wet from his shower, loosely holding a towel around his waist. He looked at me, took a step back, and slowly closed the door with his free hand. Was that lust in his eyes? My heart was racing. What had just happened? We were co-workers for chrissake. I had surprised him. It was lat...

Conceal Me What I Am Ch. 07

by Stultus on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I'm used to being outnumbered and outgunned. It's an occupational hazard when you're a practicing private Adept working on your own in hazardous situations, especially when you're facing some gawd-awful creatures from some unfashionable region of the multi-verse. What just makes everything twice as bad is when you discover that the poor misguided folks that...

Iniga's Rising: A Genie's Tale Ch. 01

by Fitsith on Sep 25, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Note: Thank you for taking the time to check out my story. This is the first in what I expect to be a long running series. I wanted to give you a heads up though: this is the opening of a longer narrative. There isn't any sex in this portion. This is all about setting up the characters. There will be sex... lots of it. Just not in this chapter. I hope you en...

It's a Redneck Life Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...

First Date

by alpha00775 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

* True story, but names and places changed to protect the identities of the individuals concerned. We had been emailing each for a week and a half. We met at the Space Needle. It was dusk. "Are you Chantal?" I asked her. "Yes," and "and you are H____" she replied. There was a pause, a shy smile and a handshake. "I'm new to this," she said. "Let's walk...

Conceal Me What I Am Ch. 06

by Stultus on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"Madame Witch Belanger," Miranda began, slowly and very formally to Bel, "I have tried to solve an important problem for my father, but I have been quite unable to do so. The matter is either too complicated or beyond the means of my powers, or perhaps both. In short, children have been disappearing lately and no one quite knows why or how." "Just called me...

So Wet Pt. 01: The Hot Tub

by TenBelow on Jun 18, 2019
Erotic Couplings

God it was so hot in Texas that summer—Austin, Texas in August to be more precise. It had been only a few months since my core group of friends and I had graduated from a grueling degree program and we were all set to embark into the big, bad world. I was feeling equal parts eager to get going and terrified to leave the comfort of what had grown to feel like...