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The Last of Them Ch. 03

by jamesofthedead on Aug 29, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Thank you for all the on-going feedback from the previous stories in this series. Hope you enjoy this next chapter. 5s and positive feedback are always appreciated. I also like the feedback that helps me improve my writing. Thank you those that have helped in that regard. Apologies for the delay in getting this out... Writer's block can be a real bitch. Thi...

On Incest

by Lunarian on Sep 13, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Many thanks to Lady Christabel for her assistance in editing this essay. * * * The recent news story about a pair of British twins separated at birth who met, fell in love, and married while unaware of their relationship highlights a phenomenon that has been often written about on Literotica, but it is seldom discussed in the mainstream press, ordinary soc...

Terry's Weight Loss Journal Ch. 05

by moresubthanslave on Nov 21, 2017
BDSM

Sunday, January 8th, 2017 So today we talked on the phone for a long time. You pointed out all the different parts of my week and I was surprised to see how much you really saw. You showed me the stats on the fitness band and I was surprised to see how you interpreted it. How can you tell how often I sat, how often I walked. When it was hard work and when I...

The Non-Standard Man Ch. 03

by MissPrim on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

For the second night in a row, I slept the sleep of the dead. For the second morning in a row, I woke to the aroma of coffee, and another I hadn't for a very long time. Bacon. "Good morning, Evaline." Andrew held a bed breakfast tray and walked to the side of the bed. He stood there until I pushed up to sit in the bed. He settled the tray over my legs, an...

The Orgasm Powered Car

by doc87123 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I was writing the next chapter of I'll Always Take Care of You, and decided to quickly type up this short story. It's fun, and not nearly as complex and so was much easier to write. Enjoy it. It's a fictional story, meant to be fun. **** We were running out of petroleum in late 2024. Between the explosion in the number of automobiles throughout the world,...

Beyond Gravity's Pull

by BaronWaste on Apr 24, 2018
BDSM

Dr. Wells lay in her improvised seat aboard the Soyuz capsule grinning from ear to ear. It had taken her years to get to this: the college work, application to the space program, the astronaut training. And now here she was, strapped into position aboard the Soyuz which had just docked with the International Space Station. As the hatch opened, the three oth...

Perfect

by MrExcellent on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

She picked up the paring knife, the reflection of the light off the bright silver blade catching her eye. In front of her was a grape, a purple grape. She pushed the tip of the knife into the grape until it pierced the skin, juice trickling out through the gash. Slowly and assuredly, like a surgeon making an incision, she sliced the grape in half, the two ha...

The Couples Club Ch. 03

by Rodwarrior on Sep 14, 2017
Group Sex

We discussed the positives and the negatives of the club over the week. One big positive for me was that we were going to be forced to get into shape if we wanted to be accepted. The biggest was that I thought it would help our marriage. I knew it would certainly help our sex life. The negative was the money. It wasn't a huge stretch for us. Mercy had an a...

Training Jwoww

by DickThePimp on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real I was looking at my newest fitness client, Jwoww, from the TV show Jersey Shore. She had been trying to schedule an appointment with me for awhile, but I was out of town with my girl, Kim Kardashian. We were on vacation in Jamaica and I had just gotten back. Plus I had to fly across country to New Jersey to work with Jwoww...

New Marriage

by subservient_husband on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

I woke up today at my usual 5:20am. I quickly got out of bed and reset the clock for the next morning. My wife did not give indication of noticing and continued to sleep undisturbed. It always gives me relief to get past this point in my morning. I do not like for her sleep to be interrupted. I made my way into the adjacent bathroom, removed my clothes, and...