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Dear Body

by IguanaMD on Aug 30, 2017
Erotic Horror

"Hey dude, what's...What the hell?!" "...What?" "You literally reek of blood and guts right now. Like somebody got cut open and sprayed you with their blood. Or you came from a slaughterhouse." "I still smell? I literally shampooed my hair each day, and I fucking put gel in it and cologne on. I still smell?" "Yeah it's fucking gross! What the hell ha...

Imprinted Ch. 02

by darcysweet on Sep 14, 2017
Group Sex

For the next three days I waited for the axe to fall, jumping each time the phone rang. I worked hard, so hard I even earned rare praise from Harry. Praise I didn't want, as it reminded me what I'd done. What I'd been caught doing. Guilt choked me each time I thought about what could happen—when Mrs. Dean told him. Harry could be an ass, but he'd worked har...

The Marilona

by oneshotofsinglemalt on Oct 31, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Every kid gets bored, right? You grow up in a place, and no matter how amazing and wondrous it really is, there's a part of you that just doesn't care, doesn't appreciate the subtlety or the charm or whatever it is that someone who had never been there before could find in a heartbeat. Everything can become common if you let it, and when you're a teenager y...

Want Fries With That Blowjob?

by LarsCharles on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

From the corner booth, three piece-suited Andrew "The Axe" Culligan glared around the Muncie Chef Supreme. No business, poor location, part-time hours. What a joke. Just another rundown fast-food burger joint, interchangeable with a thousand others littering American highways. It would be shut down, soon - he'd see to that. He'd earned the title "The Axe."...

Twisted Crowns Ch. 00-02

by EnvywithJadee on Oct 3, 2018
Non-Erotic

Hello all- Sorry for not really being up-to-date on all my other stories. Haven't really been in the mood much for sexy stuff as this story has literally been impeding my every thought. Like seriously, this is all I can think of and I have honestly lost sleep because I keep writing this in my head. It's crazy. So, I have decided to share what I've been wor...

The Headsman

by Bandit1 on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Being the King's Headsman is the only employment that I have known since I was 18 summers old. I had been with a group of people from our village returning from a market fair in the next town over when we were accosted by a band of highwaymen. The robbers were too busy pawing the women and intimidating the others to pay much attention to the skinny lad who...

Across the Tracks Ch. 09

by BigCoreySKR on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

"It's touch and go. His left lung is deflated, and the subclavian artery in his left arm was clipped by the bullet. His heart stopped twice on the operating table. If Mr. Andrei is a fighter, he will make it. It's up to him; we've done all we can. If any of you are religious, I suggest you pray." With those words the Doctor walked off. He hadn't seen this k...

Berserking Giants Ch. 00

by deeej77 on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

Notes: This is a first for me and hopefully not the last. To the best of my knowledge this is original work, nothing is truly original anymore but rather a retelling of old stories with new flavors. There is no sex in this chapter but there will be some in the future, slow burn, it's how I write, if you want a quick fix you'll have to go elsewhere. There wil...

Orc Dominion: Falling Leaves

by Sexinati on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Falling leaves. **** To those who dislike M/M, you are warned... For the two main characters in this story, whilst not exactly gay... are definitely Bisexual. **** Author's Notes: I who am known as Sexinati, a young scribe, have found a good patron in OrcDominion, and finding myself friends with said OrcDominion, do so solemnly swear to set forth m...

The Blood Pact Ch. 33

by kimtheelf on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Wearing a dress again and riding Diamondhead at full tilt like nothing more than a flea on his back, it somehow felt natural to be Stephanie once more, but I could find no pleasure in the ride as we raced toward the palace. My heart was cold, my path clear. The morning sun had all but burned away the fog by the time I reached the palace hill, but my clothes...