EPISODE 01 : BIG BANGING REDNECK THEORY "Damn... I gotta put my damn dick in somebody. If I don't find a pussy quick, it's goin in your fat ass Spence." I blurt out, horny as hell, driving my pickup. "Wait... huh?" Spence (The King Of Queens) gets all timid. I laugh. We're on our way to the Cheesecake Factory. It's Tighty Whitey Day. Yeah... me and my cr...
Spring. Spring is a time of renewal, a time for life. All of the trees are starting to turn green with new leaves. Cherry blossoms are rampant. The warmth brings children out to play in the streets again. Birds are singing, and building nests. Housewives hang their bedding out to air after the long, harsh winter. In Japan, the spring of 1945 was a time of...
(I was installing some marble countertops at this fancy mansion when this guy begins telling me the story of how his daughter picked out a female robot playmate. They were getting her the female robot to keep her company for when he and his wife were away. This robot was supposed to be the sister she never had. I'd brought some strong whiskey with me for lun...
It's amazing how a man's own name can conspire to set the course for his life. From an early age Nathan Turney was always asked what he wanted to be when he grew up. He never really knew. Of course there were always the usual things: policeman, fireman, doctor, lawyer, but he only spoke of these things because all the other kids else did. It was in high sc...
It had been awhile since I have been back to the Factory. Even though I had not been in some time, I didn't want to seem like some perverted strip club addict or something. I think that ship has sailed already. My thoughts were filled with undressing women. Lillian. Keisha. And... "Hey, Shawn!" I jerked out of my trance for one second. It was Daisy in her...
I see now that this story should have been before THE LITTLE DOLL HOUSE although it really doesn't matter. I know, 101 is an over used title but I needed something short to get you here. This is an all new version of an old story that was mixed in with others. I had my first job right out of high school. I'd taken a business course and was a fair typist a...
Laura Jean Hart was a tall thin blonde working as a waitress at the China Hut Asian restaurant when I met her. She was and is 5 foot 11 inches tall and was then about 135. She has filled out some since then but I still thought she was damn hot. Laura Jean was working at the China Hut and going to school at the local college to get her degree in human resourc...
Tara surveyed the array of legal papers. She swept them all aside and collapsed on the sofa. The preliminary hearing into her husbands alleged immigration fraud activities had not gone well, the business faced closure and he faced a 10 year jail sentence. She called the defence lawyers several times and finally got to speak to Mrs. Sambucci, the senior par...
Life was moving at break-neck speed. The months sped past before Mina could catch her breath. Her world was morphing into this thing that seemed bigger than her and impossible to control. During the three months after she and Bryan decided to keep the baby, something incredible happened. Bryan matured. He finished school and got his diploma, he stopped smo...
Let me tell y'all a story about a woman I used to know. I walked through the Factory in a cold night in January. When I walked through, all my olfactories felt a tingle. I looked around at the people for a symbol. This was no Willy Wonka chocolate. Past athletes from my childhood, married men committing infidelity, Singles... This was a whole different kind...