Landica, Book II, BadKittyXXX Chapter V, Lorelle the Housemaid Lord Tarbuckle's manor was an immense, gaudy monstrosity. Bad expected nothing less from the gaudy man himself. Tarbuckle dribbled on about how his high standing earned him an invite to what would surely be the party of the century. Bad simply smiled and nodded, each moment reconsidering headi...
This is a fun, humorous set of jokes inspired by the classic "Good Girl, Bad Girl" sex jokes and expanded upon. Please enjoy the "Life of a Slut Wife and Mum" series in conjunction with it and message and comment any feedback you have for both this and the main series. ***** Good girls fuck like kittens Bad girls fuck like bitches My mum fucks like a bu...
Once upon a time, there was sexy blonde cocktease princess named Candy. When Princess Candy was young, she was a brutal cockteasing bitch. She liked nothing more than teasing men, all kinds of men, from the buffest athletes to the geekiest frat boy. She loved leaving men high and dry, using her big tits as a weapon of torture to leave behind big blue balls i...
Like in most marriages, my wife and I had sex almost constantly for the first year or so. Then, as the routines of married life settled in, things started to taper off. It wasn't because of a lack of desire, especially not on my part. It was because my wife likes a very clean house, and started to get worn out from keeping up with ours. Before we got married...
Every time the door opened, I sat straight up and looked in anticipation of you. Finally just before closing time, you came in. You look at me expressionlessly and push the lock on the door closed before making your way to me. I fumble on my desk for the book I was so anxious to show you. I stand up as you get closer and start to remove my glasses. "Leave th...
Landica, Book II, BadKittyXXX Chapter I, Bridgette the Bar Wench In the Southern Realm of Landica. At a city in the region of Brighton. A man walked into the Baron's Hall. The man was large, taller than most, big muscular arms, broad shoulders and a broad chest. His frame tapered slightly down to his hips but his legs were clearly muscular. He had relative...
On Susan Major's desk the telephone rang. She glanced at it with a frown. That was all she needed. Didn't the world and their ape know that she was up to her eyebrows in work and with a never-ending pile of more work that stretched to the dim and distant horizon to be done? Why is there never a temp around when you need one? Hopefully, whoever it was would...
Once upon a time here was a beautiful Mistress who had a slave, that she would whip every morning. One day the slave didn't crawl into the Mistress's room with the whip held in her mouth as she normally did. The beautiful Mistress got very worried. And then became very angry. She went looking for the slave whom She found still sleeping peacefully. The Mist...
His palm ran up my thigh: Fingertips, skin and lips, emotions sang high. Blush ran over my tender cheeks, and I knew this was wrong. This man and I, we did not belong. My body however ignored the signs, we drew the blinds, and this is where I made my first mistake. I was shaking in my boots; I was starting with this crime. Brown felty layers and laces, lead...
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