I am Professor Goodshaft and you are Pussy Galore, one of my A students...! My secretary, Ms. Ceemy Titswiggle, has just informed me that Pussy, a repeat offender none the less, has once again been sent to my office to be dealt with accordingly for bad behavior. It seems that Mrs. Hardnipple, the Librarian, saw Pussy acting suspiciously and investigated fu...
My goal when I started writing was to do at least 100 stories, and to more or less lay out a chronicle of my life. Some of them were fantasies, sure, but fantasies are a part of me, too. The vast majority are true, mostly. Oh, I added a few things here and there to try and spice things up a little. The women I met got prettier in time and my mind. I became...
Two days had gone by and I hadn't heard from Carol. Stupid me, I had forgotten to get her phone number. The day had not been too bad except for the rain. It had been raining heavy all day and with the coming of night, it seemed to get even worse. It was 7:30 when my doorbell rang. I opened the door and a woman stood on my steps. The rain hat she had pulled d...
Blindfolded, I inhale the scent of clean soap on the big hand that cups my face before it gently strokes one of my curly pony tails, like petting a lush puppy's ear to tell it goodnight. Elvis Costello's "I Want You" played while you ate your dinner tonight and I ate scraps from your fingertips, kneeling blindly beside your chair. And now, the song plays i...
"You guys are assholes. And not the good kind." - Xander, "Drawn Together" * I don't, on principle, swear often. My family doesn't do it that often, so I never grew up in the habit of littering choice, juicy words in my speech. Moreover, I'm not a confrontational person. In an argument, should there be an argument, I'm not going to be the one tossing aroun...
I wrote this story while watching the Philadelphia Eagles lose. It came to me as a fantasy that I would love to live. Please enjoy but don't plagiarize my work. *** "Why are the Eagles so bad this year, Daddy?" Brie said. "Aren't they the champions?" Tom grumbled, "I don't understand it either, little girl." and his face grimaced. Brie knew her Daddy wa...
"I am curious, but inexperienced. Could you tell me more?" That's all it said. I get those sorts of replies to my ad on a bdsm personals site all the time. I figure it is some frustrated woman who is too afraid to actually make a move to the dark side of her fantasies. I am convinced all women have them, but for whatever reason they are afraid to act on the...
This happened to me about 2 years ago when I was 22, the summer before my last year at college (yes, I was on the 5 year program). I'd decided to spend the summer in town rather than go back home so I could hang out at the beach on the days off and party on the weekends. Though I'd moved out of the Fraternity a couple of years ago, the rent in the summer was...
And here I thought sequels could only go downhill... Maybe it's because I watched "The Marine" last week, but "Live Free or Die Hard" is one of the best action movies I've seen in a long time. Not only is there an actual plot, but for some reason when Bruce Willis spews those expected cheesy lines, he doesn't sound cheesy. I mean, sure, the line is expec...
After a long week at work, and having to stay late on a Friday on top of it, I pull into the driveway, looking forward to a quiet weekend at home with my lover. It's been so long since we've been able to enjoy just being together, and after all the hassle and aggravation of my job (working for attorneys can be hell after all!), I am really looking forward to...