Baddie Urban Dictionary Stories

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Celebrity Bimbo

by SoulAlchemist on Oct 6, 2020
Fetish

WARNING: This is a dark story featuring cheating, humiliation, and betrayal of people who probably don't deserve it. It also features descriptions of extreme body types that may not appeal to the average reader. If these things do not appeal to you, I suggest you look elsewhere. And remember: this is just a fantasy. Treat the people in your life with love...

Build-a-Baddie

by face.punch.of.love on Apr 22, 2025

So- You've died! Bad luck, I suppose, although most people do eventually die. No shame in that, right? Now, at this moment, you are in a very peculiar state. See, ordinarily, when something dies, it simply ceases to be. There are exceptions, of course, with gods and afterlives and souls and all that, but those are pretty rare, believe it or not. You, though,...

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Renu the Tormentor

by sajit on Sep 16, 2017
First Time

Reminiscences of a Slut - Renu, the Cock Throb-Part 1. 21 year old Renu was feeling extremely hot in the month of December that too in Ranikhet which is known to be chill cold in winters. She took off her pink shirt and started feeling her self. Her mind started drifting, the guy Babu across in the Chitrakoot Block was an irritant, and he was after her puss...

Lesbian Empress

by LesbianMuses on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

You know you're a Lesbian Empress: When you realize anytime someone messes with you, it's like Helen of Troy. There's an army of LezBro's crossing oceans to battle for your honor. When your LezBro kicks the A$$ of some jerk-off that won't leave you alone, you starting singing, "Hey now, hey now. My LezBro's back!" You sing this unfazed in the middle of the...

The Dubious Dictionary: Aa-Ad

by MathGirl on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words for the edification, education, and entertainment of the reader. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition...

Mummie's Cruise

by justincbenedict on Jan 15, 2019
BDSM

[Everyone in this story is over twenty-five years old] *** Robertson Russell waved at his annoyed fiancée down on the dock. "Robbie, only fags go on cruises with their moms" Bonita had said crisply. Silly girl. Though Robertson had been a little faggy for his Mummie from time to time. What cute heels Bonita had! Mummie had a pair about an inch higher.....

The Adventure of Fizzer

by HeroFizzer on Mar 6, 2018
Humor & Satire

The cat burglar snuck out of the building. All too easy, she thought. This heist had been planned for almost a year, and she now had what she wanted most. The Diamond Dildo! Finally, such precise and sharp edges would satisfy her pussy like no man could. Her ears perked up. Police sirens were going off and making their way towards her. She started running...

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00

by dercius on Sep 26, 2017
Humor & Satire

A fun list of terms and "definitions" in the style of urban dictionary but with regards to my slutty Singaporean tai tai mummy, as an aside to the main storyline. It's organized by alphabet with a word or phrase followed by a casual definition and then for certain words, I've also added an example of use. This is a work in progress and will be updated from t...

An unforgettable experience

by johnmary56 on Oct 20, 2020
BDSM

[Please Click Start Game ->] Welcome to an unforgettable experience! Where we offer an experience she'll never forget. You heard it right, the "service" isn't offered to you. More like you tailoring the service that we'll offer her. Confused yet? Let me explain. The premise is simple. We kidnap her, keep her in captivity for 7 days, and you swep...

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Steven Fuck-verse

by FutaLover6934 on Feb 23, 2021
Transsexual

You just go off the city bus all the way from Los Angeles to Beach City, it was a smaller place than you were used to. But you didn't mind, you actually liked it since you hated the loud city noise back in LA. Here, everything was mostly quiet with the occasional baddie to fight, at least that's what you heard from an online blog you found on the internet. W...

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