Although it's unknown whether writing a CYOA in chinese can be acceptted or not, I shall just have a try then. 你的名字是鹨鹨（liu四声），脑中充斥幻想的年轻女孩，今年20的你真正来到了一个充斥着sex元素和怪物的世界，我猜你一定为这件事高兴不已，毕竟这可以好好填满一下你的想法和下面的小黑洞了，不是吗？你有着一头很棒的中长黑发，胸围是Bcup，身高164cm，有一只弹性十足和足够宽阔的屁股，手感一级棒，人人都喜欢对她做些什么。带有一定程度的色情吸引力，种族是犬妖~也就是说是一只原汁原味的母狗。 本来是今天是睡懒觉的绝佳天气，但你楼上楼下不断传出的奇怪震动不停影响着你安稳的睡眠，促使一边往墙上扔枕头，一...
copyright 2003 Clemstra "I'm an apple pie," she said to us. "You don't look like an apple pie," I point out. "Well I am, I'm just packaged to look like a woman." I look at the others in the kitchen. "Packaging now a days is remarkable," says another. "Okay, well should you go in the oven to bake then," I ask? "Sure, just remove some of the outer packa...
You were busy working or researching or flirting – whatever it is you do when you're online in the evenings. Old reruns of Saturday Night Live flickered on the television, bringing the occasional chuckle from you. Restless and looking for a distraction from another long day of being unemployed, I finally decided to bake the cake mix that had been sitting on...
Let 'Em Eat Cock! (or How To Bake A Cake For a Bachelorette Party) The perfect thing to serve at a bachelorette party, or at any other girls' night out (or perhaps when you're in a shitty mood and just want to go Lorena Bobbit on some dickhead – this is at least a legal way of getting those feelings out!). So, forget about the calories, and just indulge yo...
"So, wait a minute," Daniel said, leaning against the kitchen counter on one hip, his eyes widening with disbelief. "You woke me up at seven am, coerced me into doing a bake-off with you by threatening me with a blowjob, and yet you don't know what the bake-off theme is." "No." With the sweetest smile, Persephone shook her head, correcting Daniel. "I woke u...
Until I retired a few years ago, I had worked as an English professor at a small New England girls college. Since the college was small, all the professors also were required to coach one sport. I hated all sports, so the choice for me was hard. I didn't know or care anything about baseball, basketball, or hockey, so finally I settled on track, or cross coun...
Note -- This is the second edition of this story. The first had many mistakes and was difficult to read, so I want to thank all those who looked past them and encouraged me to continue writing. I want to thank my editor MrsIntJ. Without her hard work this new edition wouldn't have been possible. We hope you enjoy the rewrite. ----*---- This is my first sub...
Chapter One: The Secret Ingredient Max Black the gorgeous busty raven haired waitress was busy in the kitchen as she mixing the ingredients for her famous cupcakes in her small, rundown apartment as she wore a black top showing a fair amount of cleavage and a pair of jeans with a purple apron wrapped her waist. As she mixed the batter, her mind wandered to h...
Fall descended upon the valley, and the town was preparing for their yearly harvest festival. Brewers prepared their finest crafts, bakers brought out their most delectable deserts, and everyone was decorating the town for the biggest festival of the year. Since Dawn, Emil was baking cookies to give out at the festival. His family had already left home to he...
* * * * * Click Here to listen: .mp3 format or .ogg format. (7.5 min/mp3) * * * * * I didn't want to go to a lot of trouble this year, so instead of a birthday cake, I decided to make this recipe, which I thought would be easier. It was a little while before I realised what it was I was making! and then it seemed so funny I thought I better write it up....