It's 4:30 P.M. And you are packing your bags, getting ready to go home. Most of the students had already left, and being a slow packer, (and a klutz) you are one of the last one to stay in the classroom. Wanting to catch up to your jackass friends that didn't wait for you, you hurriedly run to the door... Only to trip over a bag. You faceplant on the floor....
This is a parody... It is not real This story stars: Gretchen Carlson and Christy Canyon *** I had started a new satellite radio show called... Swagg Pimpin' 101 with DICKTHEPIMP... I was looking to branch out of my pimp world and maybe reach a broader audience and hey, they threw me some nice coin, so I decided to try it. It's cool. Easy work, I just sho...
An hour, a whole hour! For what? You weren't being "inattentive", you were paying a LOT of attention. OK, so maybe ogling the teachers breasts wasn't the right kind of attention, but it's still unfair. Now you're stuck here with her for an hour, and only 5 minutes have passed. The teacher you were staring at was Miss Locke. She wasn't what you woul...
(If you want to submit a chapter you can send it and I'll approve it if it's good.) You walk into the gym signing yourself up for your town's annual Cuntbusting and Ballbusting fight! The CB/BB fight is a yearly event held by your town where all bets are off. You are meant to aim for all the sensitive bits until either one of the fights gets knocked out or s...
First of all, who the heck are you?What's next? Brandon Audrey Dr. Taylor (male) Dr. Johnson (female) What's next? Brandon Audrey Dr. Taylor (male) Dr. Johnson (female)...
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You have been entered into the annual cuntbusting and ballbusting brawl! Fight off against the other opponents until there is only one man/woman left standing.What's next? Dave What's next? Dave...
I heard my sister saying good bye to our parents from the livingroom. They are going away for the weekend, leaving me and Bella home alone. *Bang* the door finally closed. "Finally all alone" Bella said when she entered the livingroom. I was laying on the couch watching some bad show. "Yeah awesome, you better not call your girlfriends over, b...
You’re doing what you always do best at at your high school... nothing. The class is a long half assed power point from a teacher who half asses her job. You decide to pass the time with all the things that are better than being here. Ah number one, being dead. That would be preferable over this. BING All of the students stand up and begin moving as fast as...
It's your younger sister Triss's birthday today and you have been making rude pranks all day today, by the end of the night you made her slip on a slippery buttered floor and fall, "Fuck you!" Triss slammed her door behind her and layed in her bed crying. "I'm wish I could fucking destroy his nuts..." She muttered while falling asleep.Wha...