HALLOWEEN! Everybody loves Halloween! Y'know, except people without souls of course. While I don't go trick or treating anymore (cause I'm no longer 8), I do always make it a point to go to a party, and the parties are always perfect if you dress for the part. See, last year I dressed up as a really horny werewolf. I had a fur suit all over my body, excep...
You just finished college a few weeks ago and decided to take a breather for a while in the rural outskirts of the city. Joanna wanted you too to rent a quiet home for the next few nights. You both know that this break isn't going to be filled with just dates and strolls along the country side. You pack enough condoms and lube to last a lifetime, or for you...
I was always under the impression that only boys had to deal with being kicked in the crotch. "Boys have a weakness between their legs, if you have a problem with them, just give them a hard punch." Is what I was always told. There was never any mention on women though, and everyone always mentioned balls, so it's understandable that I thought I was imperv...
In a small city in the US lives a girl called Jennifer. She is a blonde girl with blue eyes and a rather pleasent face along with a large pair of breasts. Apart from her appearance though she is a rather average seeming woman. She goes to a regular college, has a couple of friends and she lives alone in a small apartment. This would come to be a rather extra...
You and your brother, Mike were really excited for this weekend because your parents don't usually leave you alone. They also left you in charge because you are the oldest. Mike was always your best buddy and you always ganged up on your sister to have the majority whenever there was a decision to make. Emma , your sister didn't seem excited for the weekend...
It was late friday night, and Mike had just gotten home from work, he was tired and filthy from work and decided to take a much needed shower, he went to the bathroom and noticed the door was slightly ajar, he peeked inside and saw his 18 year old daughter Samantha taking a shower. Samantha was his daughter from his previous marriage which had ended badly wh...
Your name is John Doe and you have just arrived in Hollywood. Unlike most people, who are here to see the sights or patheticly fail at their attempt to "catch their lucky break", you are here because you're sick of all the celebrities acting like they're above everyone else, and you've got a plan. You're going to rape all of Hollywood's sexiest cel...
It's 4:30 P.M. And you are packing your bags, getting ready to go home. Most of the students had already left, and being a slow packer, (and a klutz) you are one of the last one to stay in the classroom. Wanting to catch up to your jackass friends that didn't wait for you, you hurriedly run to the door... Only to trip over a bag. You faceplant on the floor....
This is a parody... It is not real This story stars: Gretchen Carlson and Christy Canyon *** I had started a new satellite radio show called... Swagg Pimpin' 101 with DICKTHEPIMP... I was looking to branch out of my pimp world and maybe reach a broader audience and hey, they threw me some nice coin, so I decided to try it. It's cool. Easy work, I just sho...
An hour, a whole hour! For what? You weren't being "inattentive", you were paying a LOT of attention. OK, so maybe ogling the teachers breasts wasn't the right kind of attention, but it's still unfair. Now you're stuck here with her for an hour, and only 5 minutes have passed. The teacher you were staring at was Miss Locke. She wasn't what you woul...