Bambu Labs X1 Carbon Says Printer Offline Stories

78,280 results
Orientation
Length
Source
Infinite Scroll
SmutMD: The World's Biggest Erotic Literature Search Engine.
© 2025 SmutMD.com

Agency for Good

by VeracityHeterodyne on Jul 15, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

This story is a science fiction/fantasy sex farce. The first chapter is full of new age techno-babble, but after that, it gets frisky. ***** Chapter 1: Chelsea Just as Chelsea returned to The Agency compound from errands and lunch, the alarms from the new improved sensors went off. They were still in the lab being calibrated. The Agency was deploying them...

Inter System Salvage Corp.

by Wildgrrl on Oct 11, 2005
Science Fiction

" ~~This is Science Officer Jennifer Fairfield logging oral report for derelict #1313" "Unlucky numba', eh?" " sigh Captain Silvia 'Silver' Lancaster has successfully docked with the unknown vessel and we are preparing to board. The time is 13:26 C.C." Hissssssss "Air lock ready, we're a-go!" "More to follow once...

Open in Reader

No Future Ch. 03

by bradley_stoke on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

III An Englishman's Home Phil 2103 Phil hated the long drive home from Warwick Business Park to Ashton Lovelock. Not until the gates to the town were shut close behind him and he was once again under the protection of the most advanced and modern security technology that money could buy did he feel safe. No terrorist or vagrant could trespass the gated com...

The Blake Effect

by D_rwc on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Authors note: This story may become a series of journal entries as we try to characterize the extent of the Blake effect. * My study of frequency modulation as a means of remote manipulation of individual and specific transistors in modern processors has generated results that I hadn't expected. I have demonstrated the theoretical ability to commandeer t...

Prototype

by mersennius_prime on Jun 19, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The harsh glow of fluorescent lights reflected off the wet anti-slip flooring of the main laboratory floor. The room was unnecessarily large and open, the kind of workplace you would expect to see on a bad television science fiction series. In that way, the lab probably functioned as intended, as very little science actually happened here. In fact, this comp...

Timeshadow 05

by Adrian Leverkuhn on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"Boomer Lead! This is Two, do you read me?" Captain Doug Simmons cried out. He just seen Boomer Lead disappear – after hitting a huge black "ship" of some sort – at 35,000 feet. "Lead, Two, come in..." "Three, two. Did he eject? I didn't see any kind of impact?" "Two, three, no, nothing..." "Two nine Bravo," Courville said, breaking into the frantic conve...

Mass Effect - A Hero Rises Ch. 11

by unknownauthor29 on Aug 24, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Book 1, Chapter 11 -- Little Wing (Noveria) ***** The Mako I was driving took the lead, Garrus at the turret of the cannon, Tali looking after shields and engineering, Wrex simply a passenger for now. Alenko was following in our wheel tracks, Garrus turning the turret of the cannon every couple of minutes to check on him. The weather was awful. Practicall...

Thot Crimes Ch. 01

by AdmiralSquish on Apr 17, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

[pre-story]Disclaimer: All Characters are 18+ Hello there, faithful readers! So, this is another personal project, a random idea that I may or may not continue writing, depending on the response it gets. It's a little silly, and quite possibly the story most densely-packed with puns, wordplay, and double-entendres that I've ever written. I'm quite pleased w...

Family Plan

by Axelotto on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

This is my own story, there are many like it but this is mine. There is hardly any truth in this story at all, though it is based in places I've lived and jobs I have done. [Before I tell you this, I'd like to point out that I am not nor have I ever been a surveillance expert, ninja/Navy SEAL/murder hobo, or a super-lawyer, so many of the usual responses f...

College Coquette

by Bedtime Storyteller on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM

COPYRIGHT – ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. NO PERMISSION IS GIVEN TO POST OR USE FOR ANY OTHER PURPOSE. ======== She was silhouetted in the open window, brushing her long blonde hair; her bare breasts thrust forward and up as she reached up to pull the brush down the butterscotch waterfall that cascaded down her back. This was her nightly ritual, and in a few mom...