Celebrity Trash 01 By : DickThePimp "JAMES... JAMES..." My mom in law Kris Jenner tries waking me up. I'm passed out. Molly + Moonshine got me all fucked up. "JAMES..." Kris turns me over onto my back on the bed. I've got morning wood. Oh yeah. "JESUS! WHAT A COCK!" She smiles naughtily. Kris reaches out and strokes my fourteen and a half inches. All rock...
Editor: jellybelly2 ***** One day Ann and Herb both are getting ready at their own places for a fun night in at Herb's place. Maybe just a nice dinner and a movie and some snuggle time on the couch. They shower, shave, and practice good personal hygiene because they are sure there will be some intimate touching tonight. Ann is feeling pretty excited about...
BaaaaaaaaaaDooooooooom! AHH, WHAT THE FUCK. I had just risen up with a startled gasp realizing that the booming sound was just nothing but thundering and lighting crackling through the sky. Damn that scared the ever living shit out of me. After a few seconds of trying to catch my breathe and getting my all too fast beating heart back down to my chest I laid...
Gina Rockridge sat in the old, rusted, nearly collapsing folding chair, next to the equally disheveled folding table in the middle of her kitchen. Her face was buried in her hands as her tears flowed from her eyes, down her reddened cheeks crashing onto the ugly, cracked, black and white tiles that checkered the floor. She was at her wits end. It was the...
The gig at the Blue Lagoon had been dead tonight. Alina sighed as she trumped up the stairs to her apartment. Pushing thirty, putting herself out there, and all she got for her heart and soul was a few free drinks and a bunch of bartenders telling her, "maybe next week." As she turned her key in the rusty lock, Maxine came up and meowed, twining between her...
For the summer months Anne-Marie is happy with the way I look after her garden, even more happy how I look after her neglected old fanny, but towards the end of summer she comes up with a strange request. What she wants is for me to fuck her in her garden, and to let us be caught by one of the snobby younger ladies from her bowls club. Given that she is su...
It was a calm quiet morning in suburbia, birds chirping, sun shining, everything was peaceful. Until the banging began. The whole neighbourhood were fed up of the mad bastard and his mad science. Loud banging and the alarming sound of an explosion or two shattered the peace and serenity of a perfect morning. The truth was, Dr Matt Stone was on the verge of a...
Ch. 5 : Seeing stars on a desert night. --- We flew to Aswan by the early morning flight from Cairo, and did the Abu Simbel tour. Both of us were very excited, and not only because of my film project. Travelling in Egypt is always a wonderful experience, and we both intended to make the most of it. Poonam confided in me breathlessly "I've packed only weste...
Sorry it has taken me so long to update, midterms hit hard and killed my creative spark. As, usual, feedback and comments are always appreciated. ------------------------- Terri flopped down on her couch and let out a deep sigh. She had been working herself half to death and trying to manage midterms at the same time. She felt as if every inch of her body...
Something that occurred to me. Almost entirely fiction, and dedicated to Der Schnitz. I was in my study, the door closed, doing what I usually do on Monday evenings; namely, I was preparing correspondence with some friends. I heard the very low, almost imperceptible hum of the garage door opener in action -- anyone not accustomed to the particular sounds...