WARNING: This story contains insulting humor to the Republican party, the current United States President (George W. Bush), the Catholic Church, and the current Pope (Benedict XVI). If you cannot take a joke then please leave, and please let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Otherwise, you Bad Humor Fans, ENJOY!! A not so long time ago, in a polit...
One has to admit, girls are a lot hornier than most guys think. In my younger days, I am sure I would have had a lot more sex if I could have had more courage to ask girls out. Yes, you do get the prim and proper types and there are the slutty ones at the other end of the scale. I have every respect for the former and don't have anything against the latter t...
The feeling of being in Jeremy's arms was...in a word....intoxicating. I loved having his arms around me becuase it made me feel safe and secure. Jeremy was always so sweet and adoarbale about everything. He had this way of writing poetry that just made my heart melt no matter what it said. He was so cute when he read it too becuase he was always so shy abou...
When i was in my mid 20s i lived with this cunt. She would mentally and verbally **** me every day. There was one day we argued for almost an hour and it almost got physical. So i got the fuck out and took a drive. I went to this store that had all kinds of magazines. I went to the adult section where there was all cock magazines. I was into cock long before...
What if we did this or what if we did that? What would happen then? I can just see and hear these old, Caucasian, billionaire men talking over lunch, over dinner, over drinks, in their homes, on vacation, on the golf course, on a plane, in their cars, and at the office about us, the middle class. What makes us, ordinary people, blue collar and white collar...
Cynthia Kolby was a very beautiful 28-year-old white woman. Born into wealth, she had never known what it was like to have to work for a living. Her family's wealth had always protected her from the rigors of daily living. But after graduating from college, with her Master's Degree in her slim white fingers, she found out that life was not all peaches and cr...
Jimmy was at the office late again, for the sixth night in a row. It never seemed like his desk was getting cleared off at all. The paper work just kept creeping up on him. Jimmy's a financial consultant for Premier Bank Corp. and since rates are down, his piss of an ass manager is more interested in her big bonus then more hands in the cubicles. With that...
The debate on whether or not capital punishment is an effective deterrent to crime rages on, more vocally perhaps from those in opposition to it. Does capital punishment work to reduce crime? Texas has had a well deserved reputation for being the leading state in executions of death row inmates, so what better state to examine to find out if the death penalt...
It was just like any other Wednesday afternoon. However, on this particularly Wednesday, I had taken the afternoon off work for an appointment at the bank. I had my heart set on that big holiday, but with the credit squeeze and a bad rate on the Euro I was struggling to make things add up. Therefore I decided to take out a small loan, just to ease the load....
HOUSEBOAT WEEKEND - Day One My husband, Walt and I love to drive down to the lake every chance we get. Both of us are crazy about being out on the water. Walt’s into fishing alot more than I am. I go just to lie out in the sun and work on my tan more than anything. We usually drive down to Lakeland and rent a pontoon boat for the day. We’d always thought ab...