It has been said that on the little known Isle of Suburbia lives, the strange mythological creature called the Aneraulax. This isle has been lost to the modern era and it is not known whether it ever existed or merely sank from the weight of the hyperbole of its legends. Of course, one of the biggest legends is the Aneraulax, named by the Greeks and roughly...
Battle at 34GGG. Boobslave Shortage Set to Continue The 34GGG* summit in Seoul on Wednesday ended in disaster after political, economic, and sexual tensions erupted between the participants. Presidential Mistress Vanessa Knight was able to escape safely from the fracas after a small struggle; her injuries amounting to no more than several hickeys, some smear...
"Good morning and welcome to Fox and Friends," said the blond anchorman while smiling like a used car salesman. "This morning, we have an interview with Sylvester Stallone about his new movie, "Rambo VII: Expendable Force," plus advice for parents whose middle school children are forced to study human anatomy. "But we start with a preview of today's vote...
It was years ago now when I used that phone line that used to advertise in the free paper to find and arrange sexual encounters with like minded partners. You listen to the intros then request to talk with the ones you like. Like all casual sex forums like this, it's difficult for a male to get the attention of a female, simply due to the overwhelming ratio...
First off, I love Christmas, or I suppose more correctly, the Winter Holidays. But there are two things that I find maddening about them. One, the perhaps heartfelt but stridently expressed view that this time of year belongs to Christians, exclusively to Christians, and none other need apply. There is only one way to enjoy this time of year, and it better w...
I know what you are thinking. But this is going to have to be remembered as the greatest day of my life...well at least the greatest day I have had in the last two weeks. Let me describe where it all took place for starters. I work in a retail store in a pretty slow mall. We sell those specialty mattresses with the sleep numbers. Personally I hate them but...
You just like to mess with me. You love watching me push the envelope. I love watching you covet me. I love it when you tell me what to do. Put your mouth up against the bars of the cage and lick it off my fingers.I know what you want, I just don't know how you want it. Yet. Oh, yeah, there are a lot of other women in the world who are so sexy. It' s true....
Tommy Garazone looked longingly at the girl over in the left corner of his high school classroom. It was head cheerleader Helene Thompson, she was eighteen, blonde, and 24’36’18 that just made Tommy’s head spin when he looked at her. She was absolutely beautiful, but he was just the class Geek, and he highly doubted that he would get anything more from her t...
Growing up wasn't easy for me. This is the only statement about myself which I can say with an unshakable conviction, everything else about my past and my life in general is full of uncertainties. When I see countenances of people beaming with confidence, people walking with resolute paces, people uttering words with an affirming look of coherence, I wonder...
When Sarah got back to work she immediately called up to Bill but once again, he was away from his desk. Leaving a message she quickly described what she recalled from her session with the therapist and said that, aside from a follow up appointment, she had finished up her therapy. Yeah it was a lot to say in a message, but she was too excited to thi...