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Horny Viking Sex

by MeganOckers on Jun 9, 2020
Humor & Satire

Education is still of utmost importance. Indeed, I'm sure that many of you who are currently reading this work are taking a well-earned break from your studies. So, if you're a history student this will be a busman's holiday. As you should all be aware by now I've been doing my bit to spice up your sex life during lockdown with some role play. Now you can...

A Day To Forget Ch. 2

by Octavian on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Chapter 2: Brett's Afternoon Clarisse needed to get to Oxford Street without delay so as to ensure she got a good spot for her begging. She picked up her blanket and placard and gave Brett a quick peck on the cheek. He shut the door behind her and listened to the clatter of her shoes sounding ever more distant as she descended the stone staircase. He heard...

One Shot Short Story Ch. 01

by payenbrant on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

Author's Note: I have received many requests for my cookie recipe. I wondered what would be the best way to post this. I have decided to put it into a short story, and then include it at the end. This has also given me an idea to do more "One Shot Short Story" scenes of other characters of mine. I may, I may not...but it was fun to do it this time. * One...

Community

by Tara_Neale on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Nanny's house was a small, two bedrooms, wooden framed one near a cotton mill. She and my great-grandfather had worked at the mill. Back in those days, the companies felt it was best to have workers that lived near the mills. They built what was called mill villages, dozens and hundreds of basic houses near their plants. Then they sold them to the workers, t...

The Vicar of St. Dunstan's Ep. 20

by Nigel Debonnaire on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

The Vicar continues to juggle encounters, hoping his parents won't find how exactly how well he knows his Quilting Ladies. Dinner was at seven, so there was time to relax and freshen up after we got back from the cinema before the other guests arrived. After a quick shower, I worked through some more papers on my desk and got myself organized for the weeke...

Wet Willie Ch. 02

by backdoorboogie on Dec 3, 2019
Erotic Horror

It had been a good few months since I had enjoyed Jo in her home. She was my next door neighbour. Small but beautifully formed. Not tall but with large brown eyes, brown hair, big boobs and fantastic big tight ass and a wonderful personality. We enjoyed each others company but we were both married to other people. Jo came round to our house in September an...

Emmerdale Sex Stories Ch. 09

by sexysue_uk on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Only 3 more," Vanessa Woodfield said through a rasping voice as she lifted the heavy sheep and sent her on her way. Her veterinary partner Rhona Kirk hustled another sheep towards her and replied. "Thank god, that's been quite a morning." The two had been friends at university and Vanessa had recently joined Rhona and her husband Paddy's practice. They had...

Angels Two Demon One

by oggbashan on Sep 13, 2017
Fetish

Copyright Oggbashan February 2016 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons. +++ I should have listened to my sister Julie. She told me tha...

The Masturbation Balm

by ErnstBlofeld on Sep 25, 2017
How To

PLEASE NOTE: The recipe for the Masturbation Balm is not intended to be used as a sexual lubricant for vaginal or anal penetration. The Masturbation Balm should never be used as a lube for condoms. The Masturbation Balm contains Tea Tree oil which can break condoms. The Masturbation Balm has been created to act only as an enhancer for clitoral and penile st...

Sodom-Gomorra 2, geheime Stadt der Sünde

by hotciao on Apr 17, 2012
Non-English (dated)

Wir befinden uns in der nahen Zukunft. Aufgrund der immer größer gewordenen Imageprobleme wegen der vielen Sexskandale, in die kirchliche Würdenträger verwickelt waren, hat sich der neue Papst zu einem radikalen Schritt entschlossen. Mit einer zweigleisigen Strategie will er das Problem ein für allemal ausrotten. Einerseits werden pädophile Übergriffe von Pr...

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