White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...
This is a true story, continuing on from my previous story of my neighbour Jean and me. If you have read my first story, then you will know my name is Bob, I am in my early fifties, I had sex with my neighbour Jean who is sixty three. Jean is very petite, she is no taller than 4 foot 8 inches. She has shoulder length blond hair. Jean is married to Ron, wh...
Who knew plumbing was so much fun! Career change anyone? Hope you enjoy. ---------------- Plumbing Problems The Angels blared briefly from Mick's mobile before he picked it up. Jon's home number, but his buddy was away on business. Back early maybe? "G'day Jon, how was your trip mate?" "Oh, hi Mick, it's Jess. Jon's not back yet. I've got a plumbing pro...
You hear all the time of people discovering the partners cheating, I never thought it would happen to me, but it seems I was wrong. Did I come home early, did I, or someone see them together? No. I found out because my mates brother in law is a priest. Confession was it, again no. It was because he got arrested, you already know what for, he is a priest afte...
SEX FICTION SEX IS MY KINGDOM... ALL HAIL ME AND MY COCK FUCKING IS LIVING... SO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER YOUR HORNY ASS OFF Sitting in the kitchen of my mother in law Kris Jenner. I'm waiting for my wife Kim Kardashian. I'm not a fan of waiting around. Even though Kris is on her knees, under the kitchen table, sucking me off. She's pregnant with my child......
Dolly found it difficult to sit on a chair and concentrate on work. Her ass cheeks were on fire and her pussy leaked the juices to make the chair wet. She still didn't understood why she obeyed every command that her boss gave. But it made her hornier and she came like never before. Raghav shifted to his work and got busy with it. Raghav was about to break...
Please read my elevator story first before commencing, to understand people, places and descriptions. My sincere apologies if this is a somewhat tedious task, but it will help a little. * The following Tuesday morning, 7.30 am. Oh how I dreaded that alarm clock in the morning, the constant buzzing whizzed through my ears and Marcus, my boyfriend, barely m...
I had just dodged a bullet. My name is Rob McMillan and I manage a rather large shipping firm. I have been happily married for twenty years to a gal I met in college. Erika is a beautiful blond Swede with long tan legs and really great tits. An employee of mine, Art Lloyd, tried to get my job by blackmail. He sent me anonymous e-mails with pictures he said...
No sooner had I secured the tent and got my belongings inside than what had been a light rain suddenly turned into a downpour. Fall weather! The temperature must have dropped ten degrees and the wind had picked up big time. It was a good thing I decided to camp here after seeing that rain cloud. No way could I have made it those last few miles down the mount...
OK then, here we go! My heroine, the insatiably erotic Judi, is ready with Part Three from the collection of short stories I call, TASTY BITES OF PINK SUGAR. And the good news is that you don't need to have read the first two parts to enjoy this bawdy tale of a wildly sexual fantasy weekend. But, if you want to backtrack, Part Two was titled, WHO SAYS I DON'...