Those of you who've read this writer's 'Pirate Sex for Beginners,' 'Ticket to Ride' and 'Home Office Intercourse' will be delighted to find another piece of literature that's designed to develop your role-playing skills. They're being written because I recognise that the diversity of your sex life may be suffering during these Covidinous times. And I'm not h...
The Bat Signal lit the sky over Gotham City. On a hill just outside the city limits, Batman said, "Quickly, Boytoy Wonder. To the Batmobile. We have to get to police headquarters." Dildo the Boytoy Wonder wiped his mouth and stood. "What's going on?" Batman sighed. Why hadn't the sidekick temp agency sent him someone with brains to fill in while Robin was...
Tommy had been asking himself two questions a lot the past few days: 1) "How is Black Mask gaining so much new territory?" 2) "What am I going to do when the real Batman comes back?" The first one was the more urgent query. Tommy had done well in his battle against the new mob bosses that were fighting to take The Penguin's place. He (well, Huntress) had...
Tommy was feeling stumped. He admittedly felt that way most of the time but tonight he was feeling particularly vexed. Four things were currently indecipherable in his brain: 1) Black Canary had been cold & distant ever since that night in Ra's Al Ghul's lair. Tommy had tried to engage her both verbally and physically and she had rejected him. Tommy didn't...
Barbara quickly tidied up the library so she could get to work. As she hollered out, "Last call," she noticed one guy pretending not to pay attention to her. She walked over and turned off his monitor. He tried to charm her for extra time but she was having none of it. She told him to get out. As he walked out the door, Barbara couldn't help but notice that...
Characters: Batman (Ben Affleck), The Joker (Jared Leto), Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) Non-Sex Characters: Henchmen, Jonny Frost (Jim Parrack), Commissioner Gordon (J.K. Simmons), Alfred Pennyworth (Jeremy Irons) Codes: M/M/F, Cons, Cumshot, Oral, Anal, Rough, Action Violence Disclaimer: A fanfic that's completely fictional that probably has never and wil...
Clover's Special Virginity Service was operating well when Joey and Anna booked in to see me. They were twenty-one and - supposedly - virgins. Of course boys watch and learn so much from porn that I shouldn't have been surprised at all the things he wanted to do to Anna, but I was. She was blonde and pretty, and arrived wearing a loose dress which she imme...
Saturday, January 14, 2012 Batcave, Wayne Manor, Gotham City Bruce is again at the Batcomputer reviewing his notes as he sees the message from Wonder Woman, aka Diana Prince with the Subject, 'Big Barda.' Curious Bruce clicks the message and see... Wednesday, January 4, 2012 Free's Residence, Calvin City, Connecticut It had been a couple hours since...
Sorry for the delay in posting the next chapter. I would like to thank Emily Thayer for editing this and the previous two chapters. I would like to thank Damien William for writing the sex scenes for this chapters, along with his and DragonKnightleader writing the scenes in the previous two chapters. As I forgot to thank them when I posted those chapters....
Note- My take on the infamous season three episodes of the Batman tv show from the sixties, 'Nora Clavicle,' and 'Surfs Up.' I do not own the rights to Batman, the comic book or television show, this is a fan based parody intended for fun only. xxx A festive day in Gotham City, where, at a civic luncheon at the Gotham Astoria, Commissioner James Gordon h...