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She's Got Balls

by Dar_Jisbo on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

I stared morosely into my drink. At the age of 38, divorced, depressed, slightly overweight from drinking too much lately, I knew I wasn't the best catch. At least I still had a steady job. My now ex-wife had left, with the kids (college-age now - twins, we had them when I was 20 and she was 18) a year ago. I was caught completely by surprise. She had thro...

How To Fit A Starter Motor

by DaftBrit on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Here's how to change a starter motor on a car. Have a cigarette. And a coffee. Step outside and look at the car. Adopt a daunted expression. Pop the bonnet of the car. The bonnet is situated where the hood should be if the car was situated several thousand miles west. ;) Glance under the bonnet at the engine. Adopt an EVEN more daunted expression. These...

Dead Battery Ch. 01

by MungoParkIII on Aug 29, 2017
Humor & Satire

  Dan took a quick look at the map he had printed from the computer, confirming the exact location of his next service call. After visualizing the route he was going to take, he started up his engine, making sure it started without hesitation, and then he pulled out onto Main Street. It wasn't a very far drive for him so hopefully the call wouldn't be...

The Ell You Say

by OLDER AND BETTER on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

It was cold and windy as Jim hurried down the steps from the Ell. He unlocked his car and was backing out when he heard her screaming. "Fucking Japanese junk," She shouted. Jim stopped his car and drove back into the parking space beside her car. Jim recognized her as a regular commuter but had not really met her, except for a nod or a smile in passing...

Dead Battery Ch. 03

by MungoParkIII on Aug 29, 2017
Humor & Satire

  Dan and his wife had a wonderfully blissful Christmas featuring the incredible gift he picked up at that special boutique. Of course it didn't start out blissfully, there was a bit of resistance. Sure the package was wrapped nicely, but apparently Dan seemed a bit too anxious for his wife to open her present and that got her suspicious. "And what ha...

I Hear a Knock 02: I'm Out Mowing

by HughJohnson66 on Apr 22, 2020
Erotic Couplings

I am out mowing the front lawn when I see you coming toward me. Your long dark hair is flowing behind as you walk. You are dressed for the warm weather. You are wearing a cute sundress and some sandals. "Good morning, Anna. What's up?" "Good morning, Mr. Johnson. My car won't start. I was wondering if you could take a look at," you say with a big smile. "S...

Broke Down Girl

by nicoloco on Jun 1, 2020
Group Sex

Broke Down Girl (c) 2020 Nicolo Parenti "Shit! Shit, shit - Ow." One last punt at the dead car reminded me I wasn't wearing my tire-kicking shoes. These were my drinking, dancing, driving home shoes. Whoever said 'two out of three ain't bad' didn't own this stupid car. Ok, Emily, think. It's 1:30 in the morning, you're buzzed, it's very dark and your phone...

Helping My Sister-in-Law

by standingstones on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

My wife asked if I could go over to my sister-in-law Cindy's place. She couldn't get her car started that morning. Normal Cindy is a pain in the ass. She will ignore you unless she needs your help. I ended up driving over to see Cindy. I checked the ignition and the car wouldn't turn over. "When did you last get the battery changed?" I asked her. She repli...

Stranded in the Parking Lot

by JuliaHandel on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Mike stopped at the PetLove store to get dry chow and look at the collars and leashes. His wife Cathy was a brunette who looked attractive in dark blues and reds, and there was a maroon leather collar with plush lining that might fit her. The collar ring could be connected with a carabiner to a leash or chain. They had tried tying her up with pantyhose and s...

The Mechanic Ch. 02

by sinera on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Chapter 2: Battery Change I made an appointment the next Monday to have my battery replaced, and spent the entire weekend fantasizing about Joe. I hoped we'd be able to spend more time together, but I wasn't going to hold my breath. At least I'd get to see him again! Monday morning I dressed in a light blouse and a short skirt. I made sure I was nicely tri...