You wake up this morning to the sight of your younger sister Sarah pulling your covers off of you. "Get up Doug, you don't want to be late for school." You get dressed for school after Sarah leaves your room. you never mind school that much, you mostly get B's and A's in your classes but given the opportunity you would like to just stay home and wa...
The preparations for Bonnie and Charlotte's appearance on Cupcake Battle continued, growing ever more intense as the deadline aired. Dan and I helped the girls prep as best we could. We tried to envision every possible scenario. Movies were a possible category, and we spent a week going through what we hoped was an exhaustive list. "Okay, next movie," I...
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are beginning our descent into Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport. Please put your seatbelts on and return your tray to their upright positions. Thank you for flying with Delta Airlines." I got excited. I was flying into Atlanta to watch the Celebration Bowl between the Southwestern Athletic Conference champion Grambli...
What you've missed: I woke up from a coma after a motor cycle crash, to find that my penis could talk, and more than that, when it wanted, it could take control of the rest of me. It was able to sing in a way which it called 'pussy charming' in such a way as to entice nearby females to come and shag me, which it demonstrated for me with a 50 something overwe...
My wife and I spend a lot of time on the computer, especially during the winter months. We met on the internet almost ten years ago on one of the free dating sites. Now most all are pay to play, with the exception of Craigslist. I was unaware of this site until I heard of it on the news. The story was about prostitutes using it to advertise their wares. Appa...
"Where are all the BBW strippers, let alone BBW strip clubs?!" ― Don Keedik From the tenth floor of the Four Queens, Don could hear the drunken droves below, as the six-foot tall, Chinese BBW jerked his javelin. This mental snapshot ― tattered, and yellowing with age ― graced the cover of his cerebral photo album. Most broke out Polaroids of brainwashed k...
Stan Greenburg -- retired billionaire -- peered over his glasses at the fat, snaggle-toothed grandma sitting across the table. She's not as old as she looks, he thought. Probably only in her forties. She reeked of stale tobacco smoke. "What's your name?" he asked. "Marsha McCoy." "And you want to be a housekeeper?" "Yup." "This is a pretty big hous...
'Best of times; worst of times', it was Charles Dickens who started off his epic tale of 'A Tale of Two Cities' with that phrase and I have often thought that should my life be written about then those few words would neatly sum up my biography. However, given my life is not yet done, such thoughts maybe a little premature and there might well be a happy e...
Byron Brown Clarence, also known as Mr. BBC, can be considered a fine specimen of man by almost any standard. Standing six foot three, broad-shouldered and handsome, with dark brown skin and a smooth shaved head, this thirty-something African American stud hails from the City of Houston, Texas. Ten years ago, after graduating from the University of Houston w...
Pills Pink pills change males to females. Blue pills change females to males. Purple pills (X-Trans) change males or females into transgenders, can be combined with pink or blue. X-Change (Formula subject to change) Acquired from unlicensed "street" vendors. Changed (defective/in testing) formula. Cheapest. High pregnancy risk. Can lead to mental a...