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Crystal Passion Ch. 08

by bradley_stoke on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

"Wherever it is we'll be tomorrow, it won't be Kansas," Crystal announced when she'd returned from the hotel foyer after what was originally intended to be a routine phone call to Kai about the tour itinerary. "And it most certainly won't be Kansas City." "No need for ruby slippers then," said Thelma. "So, if we're not going to Kansas, where are we going...

Triple Threat Ch. 02

by markedas on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

**All characters are over 18 and FICTIONAL. **This is a SERIAL, like my other serial JUST IN TIME, so it is a running story. Please look for the following installments! **This is the SECOND episode. * ~ * ~ * ~ * Previously on Triple Threat: Nate Foreman is a phenom draft pick by the San Francisco 49ers and is just beginning training camp. His college s...

Encounter in Glendale

by Moonraker_Bond007 on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

Hi, my name is Kat Warbington, and I am, without question, one of the most sexual eighteen year olds that you will find outside of the porn industry. What can I say. I love sex and everything connected with it. Somehow, despite being one horny teenager, I managed to stay a virgin until I was 18. Maybe it was all the porn that I got my older brother to buy f...

Men v. Women: Oral Ability

by MissO on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I am openly questionable about who is better performers when it comes to oral sex. Male or female? Gay or straight? I try not to question the superiority of one gender or another, but this is one area where there appears that some truth lies over who gives better head. I am not, and never have been, a fan of oral sex. Not because of any taboo relations, at...

Fly Blackbird Fly

by Jody M Lee on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

Derek could not believe it. Standing in the performing area of his bar were the three surviving members of the greatest rock band in the world: The Beatles. The thirteen or fourteen patrons were all just as surprised as Derek at this wonderful, but unexpected, surprise. A supposedly normal Tuesday night of beers and chicken wings turned into a reunion of m...

Review: The Rules of Hooking Up 01

by velvetpie on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

REVIEW: THE RULES OF HOOKING UP 01 An MTV2 Sex 2k Episode The program begins with a disclaimer that reads: The following program explores diverse sexual lifestyles. It documents the lengths to which people will go to express themselves ... and to connect with others. Darryl, a theater usher, talks about how women size men up and that they are looking for...

Girl Talk

by ReedRichards on Jun 19, 2018
Loving Wives

"I don't know what those idiot husbands of ours see in golf, when they've got four horny wives at home." That was Linda, Paul's wife, sitting in her chaise lounger as we gossiped around her pool. We were the Beatle wives, as our husbands were named John, Paul, George and Richard, laughably enough that we were all calling Richard Ringo. George's last name ac...

Vinyl Kisses

by Javagirl on Sep 12, 2017
First Time

The kiss was Chianti-induced or maybe it was really vinyl-induced. "Beatles or Oasis?" he inquired lifting his smoky grey eyes to mine over his glass of Chianti. "Beatles, any day, any time," I answered as he slipped the pristine record from its sleeve and placed it on the record player. The Beatles always cleanse my soul. Everyone needs a little Beatles...

The Loners Ch. 05

by Ozma12533 on Sep 12, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Just a quick note to quiverclaw for the comment on the blood bank. I took the moment to address it here for future reference and for a laugh. ***** Alan yawned as he awoke. He felt someone pressed against him, and turned to see Rachel's beautiful face in a very peaceful sleep. He smiled at the sight. She truly was alluring. However, this did not make him...

A Review of "Across the Universe"

by MungoParkIII on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

As a fan of The Beatles' music with an intense interest in the cultural clashes and evolution in the 1960's I was immediately grabbed by the trailers for Across the Universe. So when Julie Taymor's musical using thirty of The Beatles' songs opened in the United States in limited release on September 14th I tore through the newspaper searching for a theatre s...