A friend asked me to write a story for her. This is it. She loved it.... Hope you guys do too. My first submission so please be gentle and use plenty of lube..... I'm home from work babe, you meet me at the front door. You've missed me, wanted me, needed me all day. Our tongues battling before I've even shut the door. Your arms around me, hands pressed in...
Freak Fucking Sex Parody I wake up, groggy eyed. I belch... too much Hennessy... and scratch my ass. I try and open my eyes, but the sun shining in the window makes me blink repeatedly, hurting my hungover eyes. I reach for the nightstand on my right... I'm lying on my stomach... searching for a beer. I grab the can and bring it to my mouth... fucking empty...
When they arrived at the house, Jenne suggested some time in the hot tub to wind down from the evening. Everyone grabbed a beer, and lost their clothes. Sinking into the hot water, Jenne said "You know, if we're going to be working there more often, we should do some clothes shopping tomorrow." "What?" Mark said. "We were offered jobs. What? You don't thi...
It was last Friday afternoon at the office and it had been a very stressful week. Now that it was 3:30 and things started to slow down, I leaned back in my chair and took my eyes off the computer monitor for the first time in what felt like hours. I glanced over at the new girl, Amber, and our eyes locked for a moment. A little smile appeared on her face so...
Ann popped the tab on the beer and ran the cold can across her forehead. "I can’t believe how hot it is,” she said to John. They were driving down a quiet country road near John's weekend house. With the hardtop off of John's Jeep it made things better, but the oppressive heat felt like a blast of hot air in their faces. They had set out in search of a pla...
WARNING : SLEAZY BIKER PORN PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... IT IS PERVERTED FREAKY TWISTED HARDCORE HEDONISTIC SLEAZY ASS WHITE TRASH FILTH AND DEPRAVED DEBAUCHERY THOUGH... YEAH IT'S DIRTY AS FUCK STORY : THE SLEAZY MOTHERFUCKERS MOTORCYLE CLUB TAKES OVER THE DARK UNDERBELLY OF HOLLYWOOD... WE MAKE PORN... WE SELL DRUGS... WE PIMP HOES... WE DO WHAT WE WANT WHE...
Freaky Ass Facial Fuck Parody Kathie Lee Gifford and I have been living together for about six months. We've been fucking for almost 30 years. We have an awesome sex life. Kathie Lee and I are kindred sexual spirits. We both love freaky sex... public sex... pissing... and turning everything into a sexual thrill. "That's a great way of putting it James. I a...
IT'S A FREAKY FUCK PARODY SERIES HOMEY This series is loosely based on the Friday movies... It focuses on black women/white men sex... It's fucked up and filthy... Light 'em up and kick back... It's time to get faded and XXX rated homies... "Can I please get in my friggin' bathroom... thank you very friggin' much!" My Dad (Dr Evil) "In a minute... calm do...
Cam had been waiting for this night for over a week now. It had taken him a little over a month of coaxing to convince Lanna and Kara to come over and play some strip poker. Lanna and Kara lived across the hall from Cam and his roommate Cory in the college dorm. The girls had finally agreed after Cam had suggested that they play during spring break when mo...
In my second year of college, I drove down to a three day outdoor music festival with a few of my friends. It was the kind of festival where you "camp" in a field next to 100,000 other people and look at half-naked girls and do all the drugs you can find. The festival lineup skewed pretty heavily towards "hippie," but there were a few hip hop and electronic...