"Hey, dumbass!" "Huh?" A shotgun blast hits the ground in front of my dimwitted cousin Spence's (The King Of Queens) feet. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Spence jumps higher than he ever has and runs off to the next trailer, hiding from my girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory). "ARE YOU CRAZY, PENNY?" Spence shivers in fear, tucked behind a stack of wood pallets. "Ha ha ha...
I stood in front of the full-length mirror and slipped into my new dress shirt. It didn't look too bad – maybe I wasn't the conventional ladykiller type, but for a certain type of woman I was attractive. The shirt was adorned with dancing red flames and devil's forks, over a black backdrop. "What do you think, pet?" I asked M. She was kneeling on the floor...
Authors note: Nordic combined is a combination of a cross-country event and a Ski jumping event. This event includes two jumps off one of the hills and one cross country race. The distance traveled in the two jumps is added together. The skier with farthest distance in the two jumps starts first on the second day in the cross country portion of the race. Th...
It was the holidays and my recently married friends Matt and Diana were flying into the east coast for a week. I was looking forward to hanging out with them because it's been a long time since the three of us have done so. Plus I wanted my girlfriend Jenn to get to know them better. The first weekend however, Diana had planned on spending with our friend L...
Well, it was my senior year of college and I was working in the main campus library to make a few extra bucks. My supervisor was a university employee named Angela. She was a few years older than me (I was 21 at the time and she was maybe 28) and light years ahead of me as far as maturity is concerned. Anyway, she was a kind of hot, natural looking girl. Ver...
Freaky fuck parody alert "Fuck my ass baby... Fuck it harderrrrrrrrrr!!" My fiance Sunny... WWE Hall of Fame Diva Sunny... has my cock buried up her tight ass while she rubs her sweet bald pussy. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" She rubs her pussy through a huge squirt. It pops all over me. I rub her pussy, then lick my fingers, tasting her sweet juice. Sunny... her r...
My first summer home from college, I worked at a drive-through ice cream shop with my best friend Weston. We had a blast together, and it was so great to hang after being apart all year. But the high point came our last night on the job. It was eleven o'clock, and we were on the closing shift with Silas. I had a huge crush on him. He was a couple years old...
You never know what you can find on the road. I've been trucking and riding across the whole continent. And you know the best sight in three countries? Sluts hitch hiking. And here were two. It pays to make homage to the old gods. You never know when you might get tossed a gift. Had a special party to go to. Never thought to get a gift. Turns out...! Pulled...
A few years ago, I lived out on the east coast while in graduate school in New Haven, CT. One Thursday in the spring, I got a call from a guy I know from home. He told me that he and a bunch of friends were getting together down in Philly for a ball game. He wondered if I wanted to join them. Well of course, that sounded great, I was feeling a just a bit l...
My twenty-fifth birthday was a blast and led to my entrance into the lifestyle. My girlfriend at the time was curious about being with another woman and another woman and me. So when she asked me what I wanted for my birthday I told her to watch her have her pussy eaten by a bodacious babe while I fucked her. Her eyes lit up and she got to "shopping" for gif...