I don't know how much you know about the Kingdom where I live. We are, I have to admit, a little off the beaten track, so we don't see many visitors. We also have a problem with poverty that keeps traders and curious visitors away. Even wandering barbarian hordes tend to back off when they approach our borders, figuring that the demand for plundering, pillag...
It would come as no surprise to anyone who knew me once upon I time, that I am a slut... Probably a whore, although I suppose whores take money, I always gave it away for free, which maybe makes me more of one because I don't charge? But I digress, I am not here to debate the merits of whether I am one or the other (or both!). But I changed. I grew up, got...
Give me some credit for trying… I was eighteen, and back in my home town, and bored. I’d moved to London as soon as I was legally able, and going home to visit my parents was an unpleasant reminder of why I’d left. Not my parents, but the joyless miseries of a small town an hour’s bus ride from Cardiff. By the Sunday night of that bank holiday weekend I was...
Note: This is my first story so go easy on me. It does start out slow but those are the stories I seem to enjoy on here. I want to see what I can do with it so I will continue if there is any interest. I wish it were a true story. I only mentioned it as a joke. I didn't really think she would take me up on the offer. We had been chatting online and I had be...
It was a cool autumn night, Fridays had always been special for Mike hanging out with his friends. While at the local tavern they decided it would be a good idea to visit a nearby club, you could say a local meat market. They decided to meet in the clubs parking lot at about 11:30, the time the club began to hop but wasn’t over crowded yet. While driving t...
She smoked in the car on her way home from work Friday afternoon. She smoked again out back on her patio before getting in the shower. Elise knew she would still be a hot mess by the time Danny came to pick her up for their date in 2 hours, but she didn't dare risk the chance of smelling like cigarettes around him. She was aware of how irrational she was fee...
Thanks to Sean Renaud for his entertaining other-worldly stories, and to Throbbs for his memorable drawing of Thor. These are the sources of inspiration that I leaned upon to come up with this: * "I'm not Jessica Rabbit, but like her, I've been drawn in such a way as to give me a bad reputation even before people get to know me! It is patently unfair, but...
In 1979, I was stationed at a military base in Virginia--where I spent the next two years. My favorite hobby was metal detecting, and, due to the abundance of Civil War relics and old coins to be found, I pursued this endeavor at every opportunity. During the colder weather months (winters are relatively mild, around Hampton/Newport News), it was a coin/reli...
Based on Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events. My name is Gina Gilson. It is my singular duty to decipher and record the sad, unlucky story of Ellen Hall. I am sorry to disappoint but there is no entertainment to be found in this chronicle. Her story is one containing many horrible turns and traumatic events, as such, I recommend you stop reading...
I wasn't having much success with women lately. It had been months since I had gotten laid. I looked at my friend Tom. He seemed to get endless women and I wondered how he did it. I asked him one day how he was getting women. "I ask them straight out. I don't buy them drinks and I don't pay for sex either. I pick out four women or so at the bar and I ask th...