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A Review of "Being Ron Jeremy"

by Decayed Angel on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

"Being Ron Jeremy" written by Brian Berke and Rich Willams and directed by Brian Berke is a short (38 minutes) comedy parodying the widely successful "Being John Malkovich." While the film spoofs Ron Jeremy and the porn industry in general, Jeremy played along, starring in the film along with a number of current female porn stars. Much like Malkovich in his...

Sophie's Bush

by ThomX on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

I was watching a movie called "Beyond the Clouds" one night starring the ultra-beautiful and sexy French actress Sophie Marceau. The movie features an explicit sex scene with Sophie and actor John Malkovich (of all people!). But the naked appearance of John Malkovich really didn't bother me because, in my mind, nothing can diminish the breath-taking beauty o...

The History Trap Ch. 02

by warnos on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Authors Note: part 2 will contain details from a Doctor Who book titled "Doctor Who Touched by an Angel. The details will be a name of the main character. "What just happened?" asked John. After Clara introduced John and Sherlock to the doctor so that they would become acquainted. "Whoever that was just got sent back in time everyone in the TARDIS quic...

The History Trap Ch. 03

by warnos on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Authors Note: This will be the final part to this story that is trying to raise awareness about male rape considering that on Literotica the majority of the stories are about rape so my soul aim for this was to raise awareness that males go through it too. In this final part we see the appearance for some characters out of Sherlock and some homages to the pr...

Janitorial Engineer Ch. 01

by Messiah of Catchers on Sep 13, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Starring Shannon Elizabeth The following is fiction written by me as an alternative to a recent story featured at CSSA, not as an alternative plotline to said story but as a complete polar opposite as pertains to content. Any statements made here are not asserted as true and this is not an attempt to define Shannon Elizabeth's sexuality. Everything written...

Erotic? No. Soporific? Yes.

by fardreamer on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Warning: This review deals with a DVD which contains "erotic" material, and as such contains references to nudity, sexuality, and other topics which may be offensive to some readers. Part One: Sex, Money, and Balancing Budgets, or, Why I Own this Awful DVD... Like most adults my age (I'm 41 as I write this), I've had more than a passing interest in sex, n...

WS1: Kimberly Gets Satisfied

by stephfan2k2 on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

WrestleSex Series (Story #1) John was just a simple UPS package deliverer working in Atlanta trying to make ends meet. Often his days were filled with heavy packages, rude people and all around boredom. He often found relief after a hard days work by watching a little wrestling. Ironically, it would be wrestling that would force John to keep his UPS job bec...

Single

by moll65doll on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Saira looked at herself in the mirror and grinned. She was very, very, pleased with herself. And why not? Finally, yes finally, she had pushed her annoying husband out of her life. Sigh! What a great feeling! He was gone! Gone! 'Yippie! Yippie!' she said in her mind, skipping to the subway station. And what else? Her hair -- that black silky length ev...

Rachel's Fire: 01

by alexander tzara on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Parts of this were posted in an earlier form as "Roger Simian". BTW, the punctuation and style are SUPPOSED to be a bit weird. Just me being all wacky and experimental - haha. (COMPLEXION) The author of *Miss Babylon 1999* sits naked lonely and drunk up there in her bedroom/ slurping straight vodka from a coffee mug and gazing distractedly...

Collection of Erotic Film Reviews

by Andy336 on Sep 12, 2017
Reviews & Essays

EROTIC DVD FILM REVIEWS 2016 edition Hi all you erotic film lovers. This is NOT a review of hard core porn films and videos. It is review of a collection of full length feature films that concern sexual or erotic themes that have been on general release or made for TV, all of which are now available on DVD. These films are suitable for adults over the age...