"SURPRISE!" came a shriek that nearly knocked him over. He glanced around his apartment and watched as his friend ran up to him and tackled him to the floor. Naked. Tony was naked. "Dude, what the fuck are you doing?" he laughed. "It's your birthday," Tony beamed. "Yes, and?" Billy stammered, climbing back to his feet. "And pretty soon it'll be my bi...
Chapter 4 - All The Way, May Brush up your Shakespeare Start quoting him now Brush up your Shakespeare And the women you will wow. - Cole Porter (Kiss Me Kate) * Around 11 AM that Sunday morning, after a great breakfast of bacon and eggs, Deke and May bid a fond farewell to Bear. The hugs and kisses on that occasion were not perfunctory obligations of g...
It started out like any other vacation. Sightseeing, chowing down at some famous food spots, and in this case, gambling. Jimmy, Bert, and Harold hit the slots at The Sahara, then tried some blackjack at The Frontier. They had lunch at Westy's and watched the girls dance at The Flamingo Club. Don't let the senior-citizen status fool you - Jimmy and Bert c...
Blinking her eyes excitedly she looked around at the men. She was looking for something or someone she recognized but all of the men except her Master had on black ski masks with only little slits for the eyes nose and mouth. She saw some of their shoulders shake as they chuckled at her reaction. The only thing she knew for sure was that these were not Mas...
"Look at her tits, they are sooo big!" "I told you, what did I tell you." Josh took a breath. "Are you sure they can't see us, they have to be able to see us." "No way, there is no way they can see us." "We made noise, I know we made noise." "No, we didn't make any noise. Besides, from what I can tell you're having a great time." "Well, well, look wh...
It only takes a few glances of her stunning body to become a fan of Sylvia Saint. She is a traffic stopper. She is a Czechoslovakian case of C-4 on two shapely legs, and as beautiful as she is to look at, to see her in hardcore action is even more amazing. I must have her. This is no joke. I am thinking of making “Have sex with Sylvia Saint” my number one re...
Fuck Parody My lucky day. Here I am, in this fucking elevator with just one other person. The sex gods have shined upon me... the other person is super busty supermodel Kate Upton. I'm not her type. I'm big, fat, big head, beer belly, I fart and belch a lot... I still wanna fuck her brains out though. She's standing in front of me. Skin tight jeans and kne...
Hey all, I hope this scene tides you over to the next one. If you want to inspire me to write faster, give me your flattery and scorn and everything else via the contacts page here. ***** First I'd have to road-test the merchandise. Okay, I didn't *have* to, I wanted to. "What's your name, kid?" I asked as I pulled him into the lady's room with me and lo...
"You're pregnant." Dinah thought she had been prepared for those words since she accepted her plight at the clinic; but when she actually heard the doctor utter them, they hit her hard. The breath rushed from her and her knees buckled. "QUICK, IAN! CATCH HER!" Dr. Emerson shouted as he saw Dinah begin to slip toward the floor. Ian caught Dinah by the wais...
WARNING : SLEAZY BIKER PORN PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... IT IS PERVERTED FREAKY TWISTED HARDCORE HEDONISTIC SLEAZY ASS WHITE TRASH FILTH AND DEPRAVED DEBAUCHERY THOUGH... YEAH IT'S DIRTY AS FUCK STORY : THE SLEAZY MOTHERFUCKERS MOTORCYLE CLUB TAKES OVER THE DARK UNDERBELLY OF HOLLYWOOD... WE MAKE PORN... WE SELL DRUGS... WE PIMP HOES... WE DO WHAT WE WANT WHE...