Cast : James (Me) Mama (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory) Ronda (Ronda Rousey) Bernadette (Melissa Rouch/The Big Bang Theory) Spence (The King Of Queens) Howard (Simon Hedberg/The Big Bang Theory) And Cameo By : Betty White (Herself) Damn sunlight. Fucking trailer ain't worth shit when the damn sun's out. Fucking...
"Oh, Mark, please let me open this one," Cadence begged as she skipped about with spunky energy. "Please, please, please. You've gotten to open them all so far, and I haven't gotten a single one." "That's because I'm the leader, you dumb bitch," Mark growled as he struggled to drag a sack full of looted treasure that was easily five times his weight. "I get...
"The fools," the old crone mused. "Can't they see the signs? But useless; rotten to the core all. I'll say nothing. They wouldn't listen if I did. What do they know of the rhythms and anger of Rongomailohe?" She stood there, on the verge of the white sand and the scrub grass, under the strangely silent palm trees, and watched as the gangly little group of m...
Laura Strand, May 12, 1989 Wearing a black mini-skirt instead of shorts to show off her attractive legs, Laura Strand crossed Nun Street in the hot sun. She was comfortable in the heat, although circles of sweat were visible under her arms, and on her green tee, sweaty patches had bled through. Beads of sweat ran down her neck past the thick, straight braid...
"What part of don't drink this did you not understand?" Allen yelled at Mark. "It just smelled SO good and then I tasted it and I just couldn't help myself." "Well, I hope you really liked it because now you will have to drink more. You realize that this messes the whole schedule. You will have to be taken out of circulation until punishment is over. That...
Mary sat down at the table with her mother. She eyed the food spread out for dinner anxiously. There were pickled eggs and deviled ham sandwiches, a roast beef and two heads of boiled cabbage. Her stomach rumbled and she shifted in her seat, waiting for her mother to finish talking on the phone. Finally, she hung up the receiver. Mary heaped her plate with...
Since I'm in college you might not think I was dumb or slow. But when it comes to my mom, the word stupid gets spelled with at least three p's. She has a way to work me over that makes me think one way but really is another. Let me tell you my story and you can judge for yourself. My name is Carl and I am the son of the late Al Spangler and his wife, my mom...
Hello, my name is Ted, and I’d like to tell you my story. My story begins five years ago, when I was a senior in high school. At the time I was dating a girl named Becky. We were at that point where a physical relationship was just around the corner. I had to talk to her to prepare her for the shock she’d find in my pants. “So what’s up Ted?” she asked. “...
The Market of Nishapur swirled and moved in eddies and streams as the merchants and their customers danced their way through the buying and selling of that day. Their haggling forming a general buzz that became an orchestra in this part of the city. Yet there was one part of the market where many stood or sat in the shade waiting on a non-descript old man wh...
Hello reader, sorry for the wait on the chapter, my schedule has been heavily affected by Covid-19. Due to the length of the wait, i decided to split chapter 7 into 2 parts with the first completed half releaseing for the weekend. I intend to finish the second half for next weekend which may or may not be the end of the planned run of the series. For now, en...