Welcome, gentle readers, to a special Earth Day episode of LST3K! Today we have a tale dredged off a 3.5 floppy found buried in the bottom of a box, in a garage. I applaud my reader who had the tenacity to hunt this up, and the balls to show it to another living being. Although, I'm still twitching a bit from the first time I read it. I'm pretty sure I'm g...
Early on in our marriage, my wife Amy surprised me one night by hiring a stripper for my birthday. The stripper was supposed to be sort of like a joke. She didn't hire the best looking girl. A lot of our friends were invited over for a party and then all the guys decided to go down stairs. That is when the stripper showed and I was directed to the middle of...
She hadn't come to the club to get drunk or find a new boyfriend. Moira had come to the club to find some release from the pent up levels of sexual frustration that she'd built up inside of herself over the last couple of weeks. A release that came in the form of another person and not simply something that operated from the power of two double a batteries....
I watch the mob of people dancing and bouncing on the dance floor, casually scanning faces, bodies... the movements are incongruous, yet somewhat hypnotic as the deep bass pounds its steady pulse. The overhead spotlights rotate their pervading colors... red, blue, yellow, green, purple... circling through the mass of jumping flesh and fabric as I move rhythm...
There it was, all the evidence I needed to know exactly what had taken place just minutes ago. I didn't need to even talk to my wife, who was now in the bathroom, because I saw the used condom in the trash. I couldn't believe how much of it had been unrolled. She must have had quite a vehicle to take a ride on. I guess I should tell you a little bit about o...
When people think of Amsterdam, they often think of two things; marijuana and sex. I hate to look like a tourist, so I'd like to say that I visited Amsterdam for Anne Frank and the Van Gough museum, but that wouldn't be entirely true. I mean, I did visit the city for history and art. But I also visited it for marijuana and sex. On my second night there, my...
It starts when you're getting ready, or maybe even before that. No, definitely before that, because as soon as you casually mention that you might go out after your show, I feel a little jolt--a nerve-twitch of sexual response. Images of you--dolled-up and looking incredible, on the town--flood my brain. In fact, the immediacy of the response proves that the...
Every year our office has a huge Christmas party and every year it gets out of control. Alcohol only adds to the already crazy atmosphere that occurs in December of every year. All the employees for Smith and Caper, Attorneys at Law gathered in the ball room of the most prestigious hotel in town. The affair was not to be missed, strongly encouraged, and prod...
Jerry and I were drinking beers at his place one afternoon, watching a football game. After the game we started talking about a lot of things, including sex. After a while he asked me if I had ever tried on panties. I told him no. He then replied, "Want to?" I was flabbergasted. He then tossed me a pair and said, "Go ahead." I stood there stunned, and buzze...
Having introduced the KBG in The Bride's Revenge perhaps I should now give further insight regarding this organisation as I describe how I received my introduction to the power of the petticoat As one of only two paid employees of the Kinky Brides Group I and the proprietress of a city centre bridalwear outlet were the only people to receive money. Many ot...