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Arctic Clipper

by fadedgiant on Sep 14, 2017
Group Sex

Winter began closing in on the Midwestern plains of the U.S. as an Arctic Clipper blew in. This band of frigid weather drove temperatures into sever range, below zero temps were forecast for at least the next week. Outside activities came to a standstill as schools and businesses closed because of cold frozen plumbing, broken pipes, and lack of adequate heat...

Hugh Mungus

by HughMungus1 on Jan 21, 2020
Humor & Satire

The day began like every other: I ventured forth to see Alan Greenspan and Wham! in concert, after downing a hearty breakfast of chocolate-flavored lube. Little did I know I'd end up at a strange place, having sexual relations with not just one, but five bizarre women! My word! That wasn't like me at all! More akin to my true demeanor, I spent the rest of...

Haven't You Ever Seen a Pussy?

by EllenMelville on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

I mentioned in a later story that that I carry Mace. I just say that. I carry pepper spray, but "Mace" has a nice ring for those who enjoyed the "Medieval Weapons" chapter in seventh grade. How mankind has advanced. A mace was a club with a round metal head bristling with sharp spikes. You could crush your opponent's skull. With Mace, you burn out his brain,...

Cold

by Todd172 on Feb 12, 2019
Erotic Horror

Working on two things at once can be confusing, I decided to accept Jezz Az's challenge in the 750 Word Project, but I'd already accepted an invite to participate in Behind the Walls of Sleep, the Gothic Horror invitational set for the 17th of March. That should be a fun event, over 40 writers have committed to it, PapaToad among others, and all of them are...

Nocturnal Anal Stimulation. A Study

by suppleWriter on Sep 17, 2017
Fetish

Note: this is a story, fiction. None of the facts are correct, and all the names are false, invented. So enjoy! (Re-posted with the above clarification, and links deleted). Nocturnal Anal Stimulation in Orgasm-Denial Relationships - A Study NOCTURNAL ANAL STIMULATION IN ORGASM-DENIAL RELATIONSHIPS. A STUDY BY: Willsoin,D.E., Arangji,T.F - UCNYCE - Dept...

Into the Garden Ch. 10-12

by carlieplum on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

CHAPTER10 By noon the next day, Belinda had finished the painting in the kitchen. She ran over to her father's local warehouse and picked up the hardware and fixtures Janie, her father's secretary, had ordered at her request. She loved Janie. Totally devoted to her father and to the business and sharp as a tack, she made things hum along smoothly. Belinda p...

A New Beginning Ch. 03

by BADSAM689 on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

We made it through! Juan was able to guide us right through the center of the hole. I knew he could do it. I have the greatest confidence in him. He's going to make a great spaceship captain someday. The only thing though, as we passed through the hole one of the four solar panels attached to the James Cook's wings scraped its edge. A warning light on the d...

I Voyeur Ch. 01-04

by Big_I_929 on Aug 30, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Prologue – Lingerie Shop Our next door neighbor, Madge, owned the Lingerie Shop in my home town. When her son graduated from High School, she asked if I would like his job which was a combo stock boy/janitor. Being a teenager in the early 1960's, I jumped at the chance to make $15/week. The first week I worked with Madge's son learning all the duties. I was...

Sippy

by Selena_Kitt on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I tend to kill plants. I don't do it on purpose, but they just seem to die when I'm in charge of taking care of them. The only plant that survived in my care for a significant amount of time was a shamrock that I took home from my wedding. It was an incredibly hearty plant—it would have to be to endure my "care!" I was married on St. Patrick's Day in 1990, a...

Horny Half-Bloods

by TheSpectator on Apr 22, 2025

Percy Jackson: 08/31/2023 New path when you talk to Annabeth. (Sexual chapter included.) Some fixes through the story as well as a few adjustments. Thalia’s path got some fixes, too. Nothing major, however. General: 2/18/2024 (nothing new, but just some comments, and hey, no spoilers) Slight apology to Bean42, who's comment makes no sense since it was rega...

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