Introduction This wasn't supposed to be, but is, the first story in a new series I'm writing called 'Betting People'. Each story will be different but will have a common theme. All of the stories in this series will be about people make a wager that results in their becoming intimate. As you will find out while reading them, these stories are, in fact, tal...
This is set near the end of Season 3 of The Big Bang Theory - when both Penny [Kaley Cuoco] and Bernadette [Melissa Rauch] just broke up with their boyfriends. ***** May 2010 Me and my friend Jim didn't have the highest expectations when we went to the club. I had been on a dry spell, although it was nothing compared to Jim's. So we went out for drinks an...
Bernadette walked into Stuart's tiny comic book store looking completely distraught. Stuart looked dazed, like he was deep in thought. "Hey Stuart." Stuart jumped. "Hey." Stuart's reaction startled Bernadette. "Sorry. Did I startle you?" Stuart shrugged his shoulders and nodded. "Yes, but at this point, pretty much any customer does." He paused. His...
The gang was gathered in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, as usual. Bernadette asked Amy, "So, what are you working on these days?" "I'm studying one-celled organisms to try and find the neurochemicals that lead to the feeling of shame," Amy replied flatly. "What would a one-celled organism have to be embarrassed about?" Bernadette asked. Penny had no id...
Chapter 25 - Bernadette's new clique Tuesday morning began with the usual morning PT. The male pledges and their Pledge Master were assigned to Heather and faced a truly grueling hour of harsh exercising, complete with constant swats with her riding crop. The morning promised not to be much easier for the Lisa and her companions, because that was the first...
"Dayyyy-um, girl, you done good for yourself!" Penny said as she admired Bernadette's new corner office at Zangen. "Gee, thanks," Bernadette beamed. "So, how many dicks did you have to suck to get this?" Penny asked jokingly. But Bernadette didn't take it that way. "What do you mean?! You don't think I could get this without sucking dick?!" Truth be told,...
Fictional story about fictional characters ***** Penny was very proud of herself: with all the hasty, hectic preparations surrounding Howard and Bernadette's wedding; she had succeeded in planning a bachelorette party for her best friend. She almost chuckled out loud, thinking about how Bernadette was sincerely her best friend. A couple years ago she never...
This is a freaky sleazy fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real This is my latest installment in my VS series... This one is an off shoot of The Bing Bang Theory sex parodies I have written... It's Penny vs Bernadette, both from The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was laid out on my couch, nude, making out with my nude...
Everyone watched intently. Waiting for the changes to befall Amy and Raj. A couple of minutes had gone by and no one had said anything. Bernadette got off of Leonard and went and sat down next to Sheldon. Her eyes kept darting to his cock. Her libido was rising as she thought about what she could do to that cock. "How... how long does this take? Normally."...
Penny and Bernadette were standing around the waitress station talking about the events of the past weekend and life in general. Penny was an old pro at the Cheesecake Factory. She had moved to California from Nebraska to pursue an acting career. She was working as a waitress to pay the bills until she got her big break. After four years she was still waitin...