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Bernadette

by chloejacobs83 on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

I. I began running through the girl catalogue of questions. Hair? I would definitely need to give it a good comb-out but I kept my hair relatively short and it would only take a second. Makeup? Well I'd touched it up and hour ago and could do so again once we got home. Not that I used much but I did want my lipstick and eyes to be nice for him. Lingerie ok?...

Bernadette: Queen of the City Ch. 01

by OccamsPhaser on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter I - Working Late I'll never forget that Friday night when everything changed. After nearly three years of working for you I thought I knew all there was to know about you. Not that it was a big mystery or anything. There was a story about you in the paper pretty much every week. You were a darling of the media. Young and beautiful. Smart and sexy. D...

Bernadette Conducts an Experiment

by fearthisss on Nov 6, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

The gang was all gathered in Leonard and Penny's apartment having dinner and watching Sheldon make an ass of himself as usual. What was unusual was what was going on with Bernadette's imagination. Penny had told Bernadette all about the pounding she had taken earlier in the week from Leonard and, most shockingly, Sheldon during her "experiment" with Sheldo...

Bernadette & Howard Get Married

by fearthisss on Dec 1, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Leonard came home from a day at Caltech and knocked on Penny's door to discuss the day and see if she wanted to do something that night. They were dating -- again -- but, by design, they were taking it slow this time. After discussing their day, Penny broached the subject. "Hey, you know how we've been taking things slow?" Leonard nodded, "Mm-hmm." "Well,...

Bernadette & Penny go to Anaheim

by fearthisss on Sep 17, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Raj, Amy, and Bernadette were all gathered in Penny's apartment. "Thanks again for letting me crash girls' night," Raj said. Penny replied "Are you kidding? You brought fancy wine and made fondue. I've fucked guys for less." They all looked at her. "It's a joke." She looked down into her glass of wine. "Based on real events." Raj broke the award silenc...

Bernadette Gets Rescued

by fearthisss on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

I was making my boring drive to my boring home from my boring job just like every other boring day. That was all about to change. My drive home takes about 30 minutes. I don't want to say it's all back roads. But it is, shall we say, roads less traveled. In the distance I saw what turned out to be a black Mercedes along the side of the road with its flasher...

Bernadette Gets a Promotion

by fearthisss on Feb 25, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"C'mon, Jay! You know I'm qualified for that job!" Bernadette was pleading her case to Jay Johnson. It was a poorly kept secret that Jay was the lap dog of Mr. Allen, the CEO of Zangen, the pharmaceutical company Bernadette worked for. She had been toiling way in her windowless office the size of a large closet for close to a year and was ready to move up....

Bernadette Gets Penny a Job

by fearthisss on Feb 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Dayyyy-um, girl, you done good for yourself!" Penny said as she admired Bernadette's new corner office at Zangen. "Gee, thanks," Bernadette beamed. "So, how many dicks did you have to suck to get this?" Penny asked jokingly. But Bernadette didn't take it that way. "What do you mean?! You don't think I could get this without sucking dick?!" Truth be told,...

Bernadette and the Comic Book

by fearthisss on Apr 8, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Bernadette walked into Stuart's tiny comic book store looking completely distraught. Stuart looked dazed, like he was deep in thought. "Hey Stuart." Stuart jumped. "Hey." Stuart's reaction startled Bernadette. "Sorry. Did I startle you?" Stuart shrugged his shoulders and nodded. "Yes, but at this point, pretty much any customer does." He paused. His...

Bernadette and The Hot Tub

by fearthisss on Apr 9, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Bernadette and Howard were enjoying the cool Southern California evening sitting in their hot tub and sipping on glasses of red wine. Suddenly, Howard's eyebrows flew up. Some of his wine spilled into the hot tub when he jumped. Bernadette had her hand down his leopard print Speedos. "C'mon, Howie, wanna fool around?" she cooed into his ear. "Well, yeah,...