Bernadette Wolowitz Stories

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Big Bang Theory - Dungeons & Dragons Pt. 03

by shaggy77 on Jun 8, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

(Fictional story) Penny Hofstadter was busy in her tiny office (at least she had her own office) at Zangen Pharmaceuticals, reviewing the listed side effects of the company's newest erectile dysfunction medication, when her cell phone rang; showing a number that she didn't recognize. Answering it out of habit, she felt the hairs on the back of her graceful...

The Big Bang Theory - The New Drug Ch. 01

by Knoxic on Jun 5, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Bernadette was at the lab, tirelessly working on a new drug. She hoped that it would revolutionise the anti-aging industry. There was only one problem, the company she worked for wouldn't approve human testing for the drug. This wasn't going to stop her though, she knew this drug would work and so was planning to take it herself. At the end of the day, Ber...

Banging Big Time Is No Theory Ch. 01

by kingchaos69 on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Amy's slumber party "I can't thank you and Bernadette enough for this, "Amy said to Penny. "The only slumber party I had growing up was with my teddy bear 'Isaac Newton', my cat, 'Madame Curie' and my hamster 'bubbles'. It was a truly torrid affair, 'Madame Curie' wound up eating 'Bubbles' and got sick and I wound up in bed with 'Isaac Newton', needless to...

The Big Bang Theory - The New Drug Ch. 07

by Knoxic on Sep 23, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Howard lay slumped in his chair. Still recovering from the blowjob Amy had just given him. She had gone to see Sheldon in his room. A few minutes passed until Howard heard a noise from down the hall. He sat up in his chair and turned to see who it was. Penny glided around the corner and into the living room. She clocked Howard sat in the armchair as she en...

Crack Addict Ch. 05

by mondotoken on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish

I'd been slumming for a few weeks after getting bailed out of jail by Claudia's dad. He was some high priced lawyer and she'd practically begged him to help me but at the cost of my pride and self-respect after being caught with a prostitute. After grilling me on whether or not I was in a relationship with his daughter, Maury gave me a verbal dress down. He'...

Banging Big Time Is No Theory Ch. 02

by kingchaos69 on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Ersatz No Longer Howard sat on Raj's couch, drinking his fourth beer, looking rather bored. Raj didn't exactly blame him; he was on this fifth blackberry cooler himself. They had a big night planed, the gang was going to be playing Age of Conan all night but Sheldon got a last minute invite to see the Cern Large Hadron collider in Switzerland and Leonard wa...

Big Bang Theory-One Last Fling Ch. 02

by MT1966 on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

She awoke slowly her eyes slowly fluttering open as they attempted to get used to the light that was streaming in through a nearby window. Her hand shielded her eyes as groggily she eased her naked body from the floor using her hands and arms to lift herself carefully onto a nearby couch. "Good morning sleepy head." Penny rubbed her eyes with both hands as...

The Big Bang Theory - The New Drug Ch. 02

by Knoxic on Jul 17, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Bernadette wobbles up the stairs to Penny's apartment, having gotten a lot of stares on the way. People were just as in awe with her humongous tits as she first was. "Getting used to these melons is going to take a while, they bounce around like they've got a mind of their own" She thought. She arrived on Penny's floor dressed in a yellow dress with a simp...

The Forests of the Night

by dtiverson on Jul 10, 2018
Romance

The theme is "nautical." That usually means a sailboat and the Windwards . But, I did that last year. So, I decided to go a totally different direction – canal barges. I got to know those things during my time in the UK. Always wanted to try one; never had the opportunity. But, that's what imagination's for. So, here's my contribution. Also, I'm mindful of...

Bernadette and The Hot Tub

by fearthisss on Apr 9, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Bernadette and Howard were enjoying the cool Southern California evening sitting in their hot tub and sipping on glasses of red wine. Suddenly, Howard's eyebrows flew up. Some of his wine spilled into the hot tub when he jumped. Bernadette had her hand down his leopard print Speedos. "C'mon, Howie, wanna fool around?" she cooed into his ear. "Well, yeah,...