"Dayyyy-um, girl, you done good for yourself!" Penny said as she admired Bernadette's new corner office at Zangen. "Gee, thanks," Bernadette beamed. "So, how many dicks did you have to suck to get this?" Penny asked jokingly. But Bernadette didn't take it that way. "What do you mean?! You don't think I could get this without sucking dick?!" Truth be told,...
Parody... Not Real This is a sex parody starring characters from the sitcom The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2019 My wife Penny and I have been married for two years. We've been dating for five. I first met her at The Cheesecake Factory years ago. I ordered some pie... she gave me some pussy in the bathroom. She was dating some scientist named Leon...
The entire group had assembled in the banquet hall to have an early buffet dinner. Leonard was anxious to pick his women and wanted to see who Penny chose for her last romp before anticipating marriage or not. Sheldon and Amy were not in attendance and Leonard found out they left together and returned to Pasadena. Leonard wondered if there was any chance fo...
The Scientific American covered the paper that Leonard and Sheldon wrote, but after they interviewed Sheldon on the paper, no mention of Leonard was noted anywhere in the article. Leonard was upset about Sheldon taking all of the credit again and at Howard's mother's house; they were all gathered to have a last meal. The freezer was thawing out and they wan...
The gang was gathered at The Cheesecake Factory waiting for Penny to take their order. "Hey. So you guys ready to order?" Penny asked finally. Sheldon was obviously annoyed. "Since we come in every Tuesday night at six o'clock and order the same exact thing, and it's now six oh eight, I believe your question not only answers itself but also stands alongs...
The lights were turned down low and Sheldon and Amy were locked in a passionate kiss sitting on his sofa. She pulled back, "Can you believe it's been five years since our first date?" He smiled at her, "I know. Do you think I should start watching The Flash TV show?' She looked at him, "That's what you're thinking about?" "Well, one of the things." In an...
Sheldon was livid, he found out that the "Rock Guy" Bert, was awarded the MacArthur Genius Grant and he was extremely jealous. He struck back, throwing a rock, but it landed on his foot. He tried to be happy for Bert, but when he told Sheldon he got to nominate someone for next year's award, he wanted to know if Sheldon knew any good engineers. Sheldon went...
Leonard, Raj, Howard, and Sheldon were sitting in the cafeteria at CalTech when Barry Kripke approached their table. "Hewwo, fewwas." "Hey," they replied in unison. "Wemember when we were twying to figuwe out what that smell coming fwom Pwofessor Tupperman's office was? Turns out it was Tupperman. Dead at his desk for two weeks." "Oh, my God," Leonard ga...
Leonard and Penny entered the Wolowitz home and they found everyone there. They were all sobbing, especially Raj. Amy was trying to comfort Bernadette, but she was not doing much good. As soon as Bernadette saw Leonard, she came to her feet and was welcomed into his arms. She buried her face in his chest and began to cry uncontrollably. Penny came over an...
(Fictional story about fictional characters) Penny Hofstadter was laying back, lounging on the comfy, worn leather sofa in Apartment 4A which she shared with her husband Leonard. At the moment, he was sitting between her feet meticulously applying bright red polish to her toenails. He had completed a thorough pedicure and had her right foot cradled lovingly...