Bernadette Wolowitz Stories

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1:23 Ch. 08

by lostindavoid on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Harriet Kono wrote notes in her I-pad journal under the file heading 1:23. *Donny Steven's recent vocalizations, Elsa, awesome, clowns. *Test subject Kent Orlando, under for three hours two minutes. *Test subject Donny Stevens under for fifty four minutes. Harriet checked her laptop to see if her messenger avatar had made contact with the test subjec...

Big Bang Theory Season 10 Ep. 06-08

by baranbrat on Dec 2, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Leonard was in the kitchen making sandwiches for Penny and him. Penny was surfing the internet and came across a website about a Comic-Con. She spun in her chair, "Hey, Leonard, have you ever heard of Van Nuys Comic Con?" "Yeah, it's a dinky little convention where they sell collectibles and get sad D-list celebrities to appear. Why do you ask?" "I got ask...

Promises, Rules and Their Breaking

by adam applebiter on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Thou shalt not date anyone for six months. Thou shalt not go out with Robbie. Thou shalt remember the hotel's policy on fraternising with guests and keep it wholly. Thou shalt stay away from guys who are 'involved'. Thou shalt never, ever, ever fuck on first dates. Thou shalt avoid college guys. Thou shalt not tolerate infidelity. Thou shalt stay well...

Ride Along

by Swampcooler on Jul 1, 2019
Mature

Everybody liked Bernie. Her given name was Bernadette but everyone called her Bernie. She was a hard worker, a live wire and an inspirational leader. People loved being around her and worked hard for her because she busted her ass, was always positive and enthusiastic, had a great sense of humor and could sell ice cubes to an Eskimo in February. Oh, and she...

Big Bang Theory Season 14 Ep. 03

by baranbrat on Sep 14, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Leonard and Sheldon were getting nervous, it was time for their first, second interview. They were with Jennifer Carfagno and Stephanie Abrams, two blondes were wanting to be the main attraction on the new Fox News Weather Nation. Leonard checked the clock again, "Not a very good sign Sheldon. They are twenty five minutes late and it may run into the next se...

Life Buoy for an Amputee or...

by oatzab on Oct 13, 2017
Romance

Life Buoy for an Amputee or an Amputee Who Is a Life Buoy? A Romantic Revenge Story My special thanks to Szilvi, who fixed my grammatical mistakes and edited the first half of my story so well. The next five chapters part was fixed by my acquaintance from the scientific area where I work, unfortunately he died and abroadwarrior from Canada. The story is a...

South Mountain Pack Ch. 08

by pocketbooklover on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

I would like to thank hcsd1719 for his help in editing and offering encouragement. Again, there are no actual sex scenes, since the main characters are underage. All italics indicate communication through the mental bond. If anyone would like a 'cheat sheet' of Pack members, please send me an email and I would be happy to provide one for you. I would like t...

The Broussard Sisters Ch. 11

by JimBob44 on Sep 18, 2017
Group Sex

*Author's Note: Any persons engaging in sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. Chapter 101 Paul patted Barbara's back gently until the infant fell back to sleep; tummy full and diaper dry. Paulie was still asleep; the two year old toddler would probably sleep until Aunt Pam came to get him for his breakfast. Candy was also still asleep; it w...

There Must Be a Mistake Ch. 05

by Prolonged_Debut10 on Sep 25, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Note: All persons used in this novel are fictitious. Although the areas used in this novel are real, the streets, buildings, roadways, recreational areas, and other points of interest used to make this interesting reading for you, are neither at the exact heights, or in the location described. If you are looking for a great deal of explicit sexual activity,...

Johnson, Johnson & Lambert

by JimBob44 on Sep 11, 2017
Romance

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. ***** Chapter 1 "I seen you, oh God, where was that?" the hostess of the Casa Ole restaurant said to Bobby Elswell as he and his sister Valerie Elswell waited to be seated. "The Prejean Hour," Valerie suggested. "Yeah, yeah, that's it!" the girl said,...