The chronological order of my stories is now listed in WifeWatchman's biography. Feedback and constructive criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas. This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes...
VERY MUCH A PARODY... 50% SATIRICAL SARCASM... 50% OVER THE TOP TRASHY HUMOR... 100% PURE FUCKED UP FILTH... NOT REAL AT ALL... PURELY FOR PERVERTED ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY... PEACE Episode 01 : Welcome To The New Playboy Playboy Mansion... Holmby Hills... "TAKE IT, BITCH! FUCK! TAKE THAT DICK! FUCK YEAH!" "GOD!! FUCK ME, BABY! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!! UH...
Chapter 3 - Out of the Frying Pan The third planet in the Antares system was in midst of being terraformed by the Federation. It had a small population of colonists, who gathered in small settlements such as the Space-Port of Port Redland. It also had a transient population of traders, workers and criminals that you would normally find at a backwater spac...
Chapter 2: Desert Dessert Streek walked over the sand and rocks back to the pod landing site. Her shoes were too loose. They never used to be, but when she was recreated as a female clone her feet had shrunk and the stupid Alien machine had recreated the shoes the same size. She did have some pants that fit her well enough, but they were ripped off her wh...
This is a Romance between a heterosexual couple, it contains some sex and some rude language. If your preferences lie elsewhere, I suggest a back-click. Copyright: neonlyte-06/2006 * Jack had whisked her away from England almost before she'd had time to blink, and certainly before she had time to reconsider the decision she'd taken and the career she'd cho...
Big Bang Theory-Penny Reminisces Pt.2 shaggy77 (fictional story about fictional characters) * Amy and Penny were just sitting around on Amy's sofa (which had previously been Penny's sofa), relaxing and leafing through magazines when Penny announced that she was thinking about accompanying Leonard and the other three nerds to Comic-Con. Amy asked, "you're...
I was sitting in the living room, with two fresh cups of coffee ready for when my wife got home. It seemed like an average moment, if one ignored everything else. Like how my name is Winston Beigel, and my wife was an actress. Like how she was a star of the top rated comedy on television. Not Kaley Cuoco -- the other blond, busty, tiny spitfire beside her....
"Goodnight my beautiful angel." Mary said, a bright smile on her face. "Sweet dreams Emilia, sleep well princess." Ken added. Kailtyn's parents looked down on her crib, admiring their beautiful daughter. Only a week old, she was already the best thing that had ever happened to the both of them. Their very own bundle of joy was everything they hoped she w...
Dr. Pemberton and Campbell were on the Ellen show to promote their discovery of super-asymmetry. The audience loved them and that made Sheldon even angrier. They were sweeping the floor with Sheldon and Amy and they had to pull out all the stops to stop them. The president of the University hosted a get-together where they invited a number of the physicists...
Generally: You know the drill, don't read this if your underage, easily offended and/or living in a place where this type of material is against the law. This is purely a figment of my overactive imagination and nobody in the story is real, though wouldn't it be nice. Specifically: This is a rewrite of an earlier story that I started last spring. Though...