I arrived at the Jefferson's Lake Campsite entrance and upset some of those waiting - families in station wagons, seniors in their recreational vehicles, young couples in their cars pulling small trailers -- when I rode my bicycle right past them. I smiled as I approached the ranger station and saw a familiar face exit. I got off my bike and walked up to him...
This is a big perverted sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real "Bernie... you have such big, beautiful breasts... I wish mine were as big as yours. Mine are nice... but they're smaller." My girlfriend Penny lifted her gray sweatshirt and lavender sports bra, showing our friend Bernadette her awesome breasts. We were in my Escalade, on the way to Big Bear for a...
Gene Schoff headed up the front steps of his boss Betty’s annual Halloween costume party. It was the usual eclectic collection of staff, spouses and significant boyfriends, girlfriends and a few strange ‘others’. He usually hated these after-hours work parties, but Gene’s life had changed recently. He was naked under the leather braes, that pleated leather k...
There are few feelings more suffocating graduating from college, returning home, and facing the prospect of grinding out the years in the middleclass mediocrity of small-town America. Or so I thought. I had dreams to be a writer and to live the life of an artist. Which is to say, I was jobless, and found few sympathies among the residents of Minnetonka, Minn...
Author's Note: I'd like to thank XXXecil for the creation of such vivid worlds, and for his unique openness towards other authors playing in them. I've been a fan for a number of years, and this is my contribution to a great body of work. I only hope I do it justice. I believe he's taking commissions now, if you ever have an idea you'd like to see developed...
After their award winning paper, Amy and Sheldon went on several TV shows to promote their discovery. They even went on Wil Wheaton's Professor Proton show. To surprise Sheldon, Wil had a very special guest waiting in the wings for Sheldon. The doorbell rang and Wil asked Sheldon to answer it, after a few minutes of bickering back and forth, Sheldon had Amy...
Main Cast : James (Me) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Bernadette (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory) Spence (Spence From The King Of Queens) I have a cool life. I'm a male escort for hire. It's fun. Banging hot, rich chicks. Sometimes not so hot... Sometimes not so rich... but hey, it's a living. I have a girlfriend that I adore. She live...
Chapter 13 -- The three-mile streaking challenge The next portion of the lesson was a quick review of the implements themselves. Burnside had an impressive collection of leather belts, straps, floggers, martinets, crops, whips, canes, and paddles of various shapes, sizes, and materials. She also had some standard kitchen items such as breadboards, bath brus...
This is a freaky sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real. This is a fuck parody about my interactions with the characters from the TV show The Big Bang Theory... My mom, Patty, in this story will be played by Patricia Heaton... Enjoy my fellow freaks. *** "Yeah mom. I know. Just tell dad to chill with the taking over the world crap. Well, I don't know what to...
Howard looked at the caller ID of his ringing phone and rolled his eyes. "Now what?" he muttered. "Hey, Dad, what's up? Oh man, is he okay? Yeah? That's good." Bernadette's ears perked up at the possibility of something being wrong. "What?! Seriously? Why can't you? So? Get on a plane and come out here! What about Aunt Gertrude? So? Even better! The nurses i...